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I write a line, someone rhymes it. Simple. Or not, It doesn't have to be. There are no rules to this game, that's why kids love it! And it's completely safe, not like bungee-jumping. It can take the form of freeform poetry, if you like, whatever that is.

Here goes:

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's

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Quote: Monkey Woods

I write a line, someone rhymes it. Simple. Or not, It doesn't have to be. There are no rules to this game, that's why kids love it! And it's completely safe, not like bungee-jumping. It can take the form of freeform poetry, if you like, whatever that is.

Here goes:

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's

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Contributes he NOT, but thanks!

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Quote:
To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!

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and JB just sits around and whanks.

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Quote:

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks.

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Dreaming of the girls he spanks

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Quote: Throckmorton Turdblossom

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Quote:
To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!

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and JB just sits around and wanks.

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Took but two lines to get to that word.

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

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Quote: Throckmorton Turdblossom

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

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He better not do it in the ranks

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?

When I looked at the postings, I didn't know whether I'd come to the Stupid New Poetry Game thread, or whether Mark has started the much-talked-about Bad Poetry Corner.

Jesus, you lot are bad poets!

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks

I guess it depends, if you know Tom Hanks

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks
I guess it depends, if you know Tom Hanks
Who, in his childhood, oft robbed banks

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks

I guess it depends, if you know Tom Hanks
Who, in his childhood, oft robbed banks
And, in Private Ryan, fought against Panzer Tanks

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks

I guess it depends, if you know Tom Hanks
Who, in his childhood, oft robbed banks
And, in Private Ryan, fought against Panzer Tanks
That were overcome by the Yanks

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Quote: Throckmorton Turdblossom

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks

I guess it depends, if you know Tom Hanks
Who, in his childhood, oft robbed banks
And, in Private Ryan, fought against Panzer Tanks

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Can you see how TT hasn't got the metre?

A better line would have been:

And in Private Ryan fought Panzer tanks,

Come on TT, look lively!

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: Throckmorton Turdblossom

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks

I guess it depends, if you know Tom Hanks
Who, in his childhood, oft robbed banks
And, in Private Ryan, fought against Panzer Tanks

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Can you see how TT hasn't got the metre?

A better line would have been:

And in Private Ryan fought Panzer tanks,

Come on TT, look lively!

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But in real life only shot blanks.

Then stood there in a dingly dell

And chucked his helmet down a well.

"I've had enough of this!" he cried,

I only ask to see my bride,

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Quote: Skoob1999

Then stood there in a dingly dell

And chucked his helmet down a well.

"I've had enough of this!" he cried,

I only ask to see my bride,

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But little did he know it then,
The bride had scarpered off with Ben
Away to Scarborough, they had flew
He in purple; her in blue



Much better, Skoob!

And what a time the pair they had!
Despite the fact that the weather was bad
Scalby Mills and Flamborough Head,
Then home for a romp all night in bed

And all this time, her betrothed did fret
Like I said, the weather was wet.
Up and down he strode and strode
The corridors of his flash abode

Wracked with worry, wracked with guilt
The hairs on the pillow, jizz on the quilt,
That barmaid, last week, he saw, was a gaffe
Now it was her who was having a laugh!

His heart was a-pounding inside 'of' his chest (meanwhile in Scarborough)
'Old Purple' was nuzzled right under her breast,
Heaving and humping, and, reaching 'the top'
Exploded with white stuff all o'er her mop!

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks

I guess it depends, if you know Tom Hanks
Who, in his childhood, oft robbed banks
And, in Private Ryan, fought against Panzer Tanks

Then stood there in a dingly dell
And chucked his helmet down a well.
"I've had enough of this!" he cried,
I only ask to see my bride,

But little did he know it then,
The bride had scarpered off with Ben
Away to Scarborough, they had flew
He in purple; her in blue

And what a time the pair they had!
Despite the fact that the weather was bad
Scalby Mills and Flamborough Head,
Then home for a romp all night in bed

And all this time, her betrothed did fret
Like I said, the weather was wet.
Up and down he strode and strode
The corridors of his flash abode

Wracked with worry, wracked with guilt
The hairs on the pillow, jizz on the quilt,
That barmaid, last week, he saw, was a gaffe
Now it was her who was having a laugh!

His heart was a-pounding inside 'of' his chest (meanwhile in Scarborough)
'Old Purple' was nuzzled right under her breast,
Heaving and humping, and, reaching 'the top'
Exploded with white stuff all o'er her mop!

Ah but it was all just a dream about the cream,
He'd sent email after email to her in Seattle,
saying GOD! Your rump reminds me of cattle;
Ore at least a little heifer I use to know
Like Cal's sister, but not near as slow

Cal's sister, is a Mister, or so I've heard on here.

Got no time to mess with rhyme - Methinks I'll have a beer.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Cal's sister, is a Mister, or so I've heard on here.

Got no time to mess with rhyme - Methinks I'll have a beer.

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Ah! the best, and then, the rest, do add a line or two,
Though the potty Irish builder, no! - he's left to have a pooh