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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado  Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eight O Clock this very evening.
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
What are you going to do......?
LG |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eight O Clock.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I hope you're not going to confess to the Jesuit, Fergus.
Regards Skoob. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Not long to go.
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Morse
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tick, tock.....tick, tock.... takes a lickin' & keeps on tickin'..... |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tired of waiting???
Think of poor old Seaton, he's still at it................. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Suppose I'd better get ready, I'm not really sure how to say this.
22 minutes, it might as well be 22 years. |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A guilty saint or saintly sinner?
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just running a bit late.
Another 5 mins. |
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JohnWolf21
Writer  Location: Northern England Registered: 16 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spill the beans Father O Mally
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The sin of tardiness.
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Morse
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Shane....Shane....don't leave Shane....we need you Shane..... Come back Shane......(Shane is an Irish name ain't it?)... |
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Charpa93
Writer  Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nobody likes a tease.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shhhhhh!
Fergus told me he killed a cat. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
8 Our father's and 6 hail Mary's.
Not too bad. |
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Morse
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...we're contemplating forgiveness, Fergus, for ye know knot what ye did(sic) |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
About this dead cat Fergus... What colour was it? |
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LisaPisa
Banned |
Typical man. Hypes it all up....and then nothing.
Worst. Confession. Ever. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Saw on a news report yesterday that brothels in Australia cost patrons around £150 an hour.
I said to the Mrs - probably cost me about three quid per visit then. How we laughed!  Regards Skoob. |
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Lynton
Writer |
So fergus you ARE Lisa Pisa!
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Morse
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I'd say you got off easy.....how bout the Father? |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Typical.
He might as well be God. He just sits back and watches us and once in an eternity he threatens to become involved. Ah. The pregnant mysteries of Catholicism. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's unfair. I've been busy, I went to confession on Friday evening, did the business, thumped me craw, crawed me thump and came out and rattled off the alloted penance thus acheiving a clean slate in the eyes of Dad. JB went in next and asked me to wait for him. He's still in there. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's lovely. I hope I have nice titties. |
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