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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 18 Jul 10 15:24
Can't live with it, can't live without it.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 18 Jul 10 15:33
Life's a bitch...and then you die!

Lynton
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Posted: 18 Jul 10 17:55
Don't talk to me about life

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 18 Jul 10 18:30
Or, as my Aunt Veronica used to say, her that used to gather seaweed from the coast and use it for a unique range of cloth-colourings:

"Life's a beach and then you dye."

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 18 Jul 10 18:37
Life is the one thing you don't get out of alive!

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Posted: 18 Jul 10 21:21


Life is what you make it, just seems some people love playing with their stool samples or in the litter box.....

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 18 Jul 10 21:31
Life is a cabaret old friends. Come to the cabaret.

No cover fee!
Open Bar!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 18 Jul 10 21:33 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 18 Jul 10 21:34
LIFE QUOTE:

Grace means more than gifts. In grace something is transcended, once and for all overcome. Grace happens in spite of something; it happens in spite of separateness and alienation. Grace means that life is once again united with life, self is reconciled with self. Grace means accepting the abandoned one. Grace transforms fate into a meaningful vocation. It transforms guilt to trust and courage. The word grace has something triumphant in it.

- Yrjo Kallinen


What the hell does this mean?


Colonel Juan
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Posted: 18 Jul 10 21:37




Life! : a One Act Comedy by Thomas Wrench






Lynton
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Posted: 18 Jul 10 22:19
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Anon

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 18 Jul 10 23:54
I consider myself well and truly 'warned'...but it won't stop me

Lynton
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Posted: 19 Jul 10 07:54
Life goes on.....I wish it would shut up for a minute!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 19 Jul 10 12:25
Life is for everyone.



Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 19 Jul 10 12:34
Life is a cereal.

Life is soap.

Life is a bowl of cherries or cherry pits, dependent on your life!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 19 Jul 10 13:35
You only have one life!

Lynton
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Posted: 19 Jul 10 14:44
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone

Billy Joel


Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

Des ree



Lady Godiva
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Posted: 19 Jul 10 15:55
Life is a wonderful expression of non-death. We must enjoy every minute of it to the fullest meaning of the word 'enjoy'.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 19 Jul 10 17:34
Do we have to?


Quote: Lady Godiva

Life is a wonderful expression of non-death. We must enjoy every minute of it to the fullest meaning of the word 'enjoy'.


Lynton
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Posted: 19 Jul 10 21:56
Go on Erskin get on the Dodgems! Be a devil!

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 19 Jul 10 21:59
Life's what goes down the drain when you're busy trying to survive.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 19 Jul 10 22:56 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 20 Jul 10 00:14
'Suck it up Ersquin!' Live a little...

Sorry,,,,Erskin

Lynton
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Posted: 19 Jul 10 23:16
We're writing here to show that life isn't passing or hasn't passed us by and we have something to say - we wont go down the drain without making a bloody big gurgle!

Help him on to the roundabout LG

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 20 Jul 10 00:15 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 20 Jul 10 00:17
Is he worth saving Lynton. I suppose everyone is, so I will go and try to save him from himself...unless he is down the pub......

We will keep each other going even if the others do not want to join us on the ride....sorry....some punctuation has abandoned me yet again....

Lynton
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Posted: 20 Jul 10 00:31
Erskin's probably on downer tonight - unusual but he has excelled himself in productivity recently and very probably his muse is now shagged out for a short while while it catches its breath

Be gentle wih him Lady G we're all more fragile than we seem

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 20 Jul 10 14:19 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 20 Jul 10 14:19
Lynton...I agree.....That actually goes for me too. The Spoof is an escape...so I hope Erskin isn't too ticked off with my seeminly flippant comments.

Erskin...come out and play!

Lady G.


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