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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
(Apart from Florence Nightingale's owl, who is always top of my owl-list)
My current favourite is: The Spectacled Owl (Pulsatrix perspicillata). It's reet bonny. |
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Jaggedone
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EQ, do you know "Owling Wolf"? |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Chester Burnett!
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I really love Tent Owls.
It means you can wash them in bulk, and you're never short of one on a beach. Beacht owls, batht owls, even handt owls. I love them all. Iain |
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Lynton
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The Burrowing owl has cute on it's side and Scop's owl has camouflage.
'Reet bonny' it may be but the Spectacled Owl is a KILLER! go here and see why |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ollie Beak - out of Ollie and Fred on the telly.
Screech owls are quite good. Tawny owls are hard to spot, and barn owls are dead good at catching mice. Bloody good question that. Regards Skoob. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
I like the wise old owl in the tootsie roll commercials.
"One..., two...., three...., crunch" |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Life's a killer, Lynton.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I like vow owls:
A, E, I, O, U Why? |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I like pigs (try this with a hillbilly accent):
A: D U C M pigs? B: M R N pigs. A: O S M R. C M P N? B: L I B! M R pigs! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's real good SFO.
I C U R A U Morist ![]() Funny. Regards ![]() Skoob. |
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Lady Godiva
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My favourite owl is My Owl' Man. The Grump Owl
Wish I could do the hillbilly accent. I'll go back and try again. Me owl man's at werk. OK got it now I think. I C U 2 R fur knee. L A 8 A pig U nose |
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Jaggedone
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LG, does he swivel his head too? |
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Lady Godiva
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Which one? (Oops!)
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
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Jaggedone
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JB, go back to bed it's still light |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
You would need a heart of stone not to think that the Tawny Owl I showed you is an adorable little fella.
The only downside is his eating habits, but I;m sure a cute Owl would have certain issues with human beings and our love of eating practically anything that moves. |
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Jaggedone
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owls are nocturnal just like vampires and drink the same blood, bats |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Really?
But they are nice and fluffy so that makes it all right. If snakes were fluffy then people wouldn't mind them so much. |
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Jaggedone
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I think snakes are superb creatures especially when hanging around the necks of kinky nymphos on stage, Boa's |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Lynton
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That IS Olly Beak!
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JohnWolf21
Writer Location: Northern England Registered: 16 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Owls are adorable, every single liberal democrat in the house of parliament, should have an Owl or Heron on his Sholder.
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Lady Godiva
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Or perhaps on his 'shoulder'
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Jimbo123
Writer Location: London Registered: 28 May 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What about the white toothed Simonck Owl?
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