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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 19:05
(Apart from Florence Nightingale's owl, who is always top of my owl-list)

My current favourite is:

The Spectacled Owl (Pulsatrix perspicillata). It's reet bonny.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 19:13

Quote: Erskin Quint

(Apart from Florence Nightingale's owl, who is always top of my owl-list)

My current favourite is:

The Spectacled Owl (Pulsatrix perspicillata). It's reet bonny.


EQ, do you know "Owling Wolf"?

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 19:18
Chester Burnett!


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Erskin Quint

(Apart from Florence Nightingale's owl, who is always top of my owl-list)

My current favourite is:

The Spectacled Owl (Pulsatrix perspicillata). It's reet bonny.


EQ, do you know "Owling Wolf"?


IainB
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 20:52
I really love Tent Owls.

It means you can wash them in bulk, and you're never short of one on a beach. Beacht owls, batht owls, even handt owls. I love them all.

Iain

Lynton
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 21:34
The Burrowing owl has cute on it's side and Scop's owl has camouflage.

'Reet bonny' it may be but the Spectacled Owl is a KILLER!

go here and see why

Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 23:08
Ollie Beak - out of Ollie and Fred on the telly.

Screech owls are quite good.

Tawny owls are hard to spot, and barn owls are dead good at catching mice.

Bloody good question that.

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 23:11
I like the wise old owl in the tootsie roll commercials.

"One..., two...., three...., crunch"

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 23:24
Life's a killer, Lynton.


Quote: Lynton

The Burrowing owl has cute on it's side and Scop's owl has camouflage.

'Reet bonny' it may be but the Spectacled Owl is a KILLER!

go here and see why


victor nicholas
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 23:38
I like vow owls:

A, E, I, O, U

Why?

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 04:35
I like pigs (try this with a hillbilly accent):


A: D U C M pigs?

B: M R N pigs.

A: O S M R. C M P N?

B: L I B! M R pigs!



Skoob1999
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 05:07
That's real good SFO.

I C U R A U Morist

Funny.

Regards

Skoob.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 15:11 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 6 Jul 10 15:16
My favourite owl is My Owl' Man. The Grump Owl

Wish I could do the hillbilly accent. I'll go back and try again. Me owl man's at werk.

OK got it now I think.

I C U 2 R fur knee. L A 8 A pig U nose

Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 15:39

Quote: Lady Godiva

My favourite owl is My Owl' Man. The Grump Owl

Wish I could do the hillbilly accent. I'll go back and try again. Me owl man's at werk.

OK got it now I think.

I C U 2 R fur knee. L A 8 A pig U nose


LG, does he swivel his head too?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 16:00
Which one? (Oops!)

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 17:17 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 6 Jul 10 17:18
In all seriousness, I like the Tawny Owl.

picture of lovely Tawny Owl.

He's simply adorable.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 17:28

Quote: Jesus Budda

In all seriousness, I like the Tawny Owl.

picture of lovely Tawny Owl.

He's simply adorable.


JB, go back to bed it's still light

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 17:51
You would need a heart of stone not to think that the Tawny Owl I showed you is an adorable little fella.

The only downside is his eating habits, but I;m sure a cute Owl would have certain issues with human beings and our love of eating practically anything that moves.




Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 18:03

Quote: Jesus Budda

You would need a heart of stone not to think that the Tawny Owl I showed you is an adorable little fella.

The only downside is his eating habits, but I;m sure a cute Owl would have certain issues with human beings and our love of eating practically anything that moves.



owls are nocturnal just like vampires and drink the same blood, bats

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 18:05
Really?
But they are nice and fluffy so that makes it all right.

If snakes were fluffy then people wouldn't mind them so much.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Jul 10 15:39

Quote: Jesus Budda

Really?
But they are nice and fluffy so that makes it all right.

If snakes were fluffy then people wouldn't mind them so much.


I think snakes are superb creatures especially when hanging around the necks of kinky nymphos on stage, Boa's

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 7 Jul 10 22:08
Oh, all right then, here's Florence Nightingale's owl:

Athena



Lynton
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Posted: 8 Jul 10 08:36
That IS Olly Beak!

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Posted: 8 Jul 10 18:41
Owls are adorable, every single liberal democrat in the house of parliament, should have an Owl or Heron on his Sholder.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 12 Jul 10 21:26
Or perhaps on his 'shoulder'

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Posted: 12 Jul 10 21:31
What about the white toothed Simonck Owl?


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