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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tonight's games:
Honduras v. Chile My prediction: 2 - 1 Spain v. Switzerland My prediction: 4 - 0 South Africa v. Uruguay My prediction: 1 - 2 Anyone else fancy a go? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Um, Good predictions. Honduras v Chile 0-1 Spain v Switzerland 2-0 (Spain won't go mad. They'll go for a comfortable win, as they're expected to progress. They won't risk getting injuries.) South Africa v Uruguay 1-1 (Uruguay will keep it tight I reckon.) Regards Skoob. |
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Roy Turse
Writer Location: United Kindom Registered: 23 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why limit it to results? What about spread betting like they advertise at half time. My predictions are:
First Vuvuzela thrown at a player - South Africa v. Uruguay 76th minute Coin toss in Spain v. Switzerland - Heads First player to puke in the tunnel - Georgie Welcome, Honduras Highest scoring dive of the competition, 1st week - Daniele De Rossi - scores: 7 8 7 7 9 see it here |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Great idea, Monkey Woods.
I couldn't have come up with a better idea myslef. Well done, Skoob, with the Chile prediction. Shock result today with Spain. Very impressed with Chile. Like the look of that lad Sanchez, the Chilean number 7. One to watch (not for Steie Wonder, obviously) Let the games continue: Tonight: South Africa V Uruguay (Or 'Paraguay' as I often refer to them)- 1-0 Tomorrow: Argentina V South Korea - 3-1 France V Mexico - 2-0 Greece V Nigeria - 0-2 |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Let the games continue:
Tonight: South Africa V Paraguay - 1-0 Tomorrow: Argentina V South Korea - 3-1 France V Mexico - 2-0 Greece V Nigeria - 0-2 Jesus you are a LOONY, Zuid Afrika are playing Uruguay (same continent, different cunt-tree) As for everybody on the planet (including me) SPAIN FUCKING LOST! I've just downed a liter of Sangria and actually, England don't look too bad after this result! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
BTW, my tips:
Zuid Afrika 2 Uruguay (not Para)1 France 3 v Mexico 1 Argentina 3 v Zuid Korea 1 Nigeria 1 v Greece 0 |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Well, Jaggedone, we were close enough wit the Argentina result (4-1).
Those fucking hairy Greek bastards won today. I hate them. But admittedly, Nigeria's team is probably their worst ever in a World Cup. And that chap who got sent off was a tool. Oh, how I long for the days of powerful, skillful Yekini and Amokachi from USA '94..... Still France to come (oo-err!) Tomorrows games predictions time: Engerland V Algeria 3-0 (this should wipe away the badness of the last pathetic effort) Slovenia V USA 1-1 Germany V Serbia 2-0 |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, we certainly cocked the rest up though and as for Spain, well??????? Tips: Deutschland 1 v Serbia 2 US 2 v Slovania 1 Rooney 4 v Algeria 1 That'll wipe the smug scheisser off of Beckenbauers sauerkraut mush anyway! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yeah, Spain were bad.
You think the Germans will lose to Serbia? Interesting. We'll just have to see, wont we? Unless I used my time machine..... |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tonight I reckon,
France 1 Mexico 2 |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nearly, Skoob, but it doesn't matter. Now, all we need is for Uruguay and Mexico to come to an amicable agreement to play out a 0-0 draw on Tuesday, and the Frogs will be back in Paris before teatime.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Monkey
With a statement like that, anyone could be forgiven for thinking that you and Fergus McCarthy could be one and the same. Heaven forbid. He's more of a gentleman than you. Not that you aren't. Just saying... Regards Skoob. |
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Duncan Whitehead
The Innuendo Kid |
My predictions:
Slovenia 2 - 2 USA Germany 0 - 1 Serbia Mexico 2 - 0 France England 1 - 0 Algeria Australia 1 - 1 Ghana |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
England 2 Algeria 0
Rob Green plays a blinder. Defoe comes out wearing a funny hat. Ashley Cole gets sent off for keep pointing at his name on the back of his shirt. 40 Page 3 girls take their tops off in seats John Terry had allocated to him. Regards Skoob. |
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Roy Turse
Writer Location: United Kindom Registered: 23 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
looks like it's James, but I'll go along with the rest
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm not even gonna watch it.
I'm gonna watch Dickinson's Real Deal that I Sky+ed last week. Top telly! Regards Skoob. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Amazing! Simply amazing!!!! Why didn't I think of retro predictions! Ha ha! |
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Roy Turse
Writer Location: United Kindom Registered: 23 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skoob
I wouldn't bother - Dickinson gets sent out at half time for being orange. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
ENGLAND 10 V ANDORRA 0 IN MY DREAMS!!
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My lovely Brasilians play soon. Ah, I love to watch a GOOD soccer match.
Better watch my mouth. Don't wanna jinx anything. It's not like they creamed N. Korea in the first match. We shall see. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Looking forward to that one Charpa.
The boys from Brasil should start getting into their stride. My prediction: Brasil 3 Ivory Coast 1 Regards Skoob. |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Already 1-0. I'm happy for the time being.
My husband said there is a saying among Brasilians that goes something like: Brasilians don't like to show their game. What this means is, they keep their secrets mainly to themselves during the first half of a game and then in the second half, they start to show some of their secrets--too late for their opponents to catch on. I like that approach. Now if i could just apply it to my satire.... |
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Morse
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....1-2 France refuses to take the field, team captain does Allen Iversen Routine on National Telly, " PRACTICE....PRACTICE....YOU BE TALKIN' BOUT PRACTICE????" Team manager found hanging in locker, declared suicide until they find out shoe laces aren't his, as he only wears loafers.... Shoulda' been the IRISH! |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wow, Skoob, you called it dead to rights.
Betcha also knew there was gonna be a fight break out. Rousing game. Bad call on Kaka. |
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Roy Turse
Writer Location: United Kindom Registered: 23 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What a result! I literally bet my pension on this - and now look - I'm a multimillion-pence-er! Yep £1027.60 after tax. In my fund. I can retire early - like before I die. That's the government screwed - ha! I'll take my £1027.60 and invest it and live the life of Reilly. All the .. well you know.. .. hmph... Roy |
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