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I got caught up doing this filmsmadescottish# thing on twitter in January and thought I might share a few of my own in the hopes it may amuse, some might not make sense to anyone outside the UK or even Scotland and a few might be seen as rude so sorry to anyone of a sensitive nature....

How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying......How To Succeed In Drinking Without Really Buying

The Calcium Kid.......The Calcium Deficient Kid

Sex And The City........Gettin Yer Hole And The City (look I did say some were rude!)

Uncle Buck..............Uncle Buckfast (a tonic wine much loved by young men who drink on street corners)

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes......Gentlemen Prefer Gingers

30 Days Of Night (no need to change, Scotland in January)

Three Men And A Baby......Three Neds And A Paternity Test (Ned = Young man who will not be a stranger to the police)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon......Crouching Ned, Hidden Switch Blade

Going to stop now before I remember anymore or no work will be done today

discount dracula?

bonny and clyde (that's already scottish)

tartan of the apes

oh no that's my night sorted - concentration gone for ever now!

Edinburgh rock (Brighton rock)

stop me nw!

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Quote: Lynton

discount dracula?

bonny and clyde (that's already scottish)

tartan of the apes

oh no that's my night sorted - concentration gone for ever now!

Edinburgh rock (Brighton rock)

stop me nw!

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I'm liking discount dracula *****



What about A fish Called Supper?

Buckfast Rogers Of The 25th Century

Leith Encounter

The Pies Of Laura Mars

What's Eating Gilbert's Neeps

Revenge Of The Neds

Flyswatting

Neds

The Taking Of Govan 123

Sauchie Hall

Jambo And Juliet

Weegie Nights

The Soapdodger's Guide To A Galaxy

fried mars bar attacks

A clockwork porage

Lassie yer pulled (come hame wi me)

The forth man

Rab and Flora and Jock and Morag

Ice cold in Harris

Neeps for the Skye

(an imaginary gay one one - The rape of the he-brides)

Grapes of cape wrath

How to succeed in Inverness withoot gi'in' a fuck

Callander girls

a funny thing happened to me on the way to the forth bridge

(here's a song Haggis that's why they call it the blues by Elton Jock)

A streetcar named Janet

Perfect storn (oway)

She wore a tartan ribbob

Rob anyone

Bridge over the river tay

Bonfire of the sassenachs

Colditz? brass fuckingmonkeys

The forth protocol

The day of the MacCall (Jackal)

lol all brilliant

lassie wi the argos earing, Girl with the pearl earing

Sanity at last. Hide this thread quick before spectrum finds it!

Some like it scot (was that done earlier?)
Driechula (is that how you spell it)
Train scotting
Mac Ryan's Express (takeaway where the naan is really pesh-awari)
Journey's end (only footprints leading in)
Tamdoori nights
Slum dog eaten here (sorry)

The Lorne Identity (Lorne is a type of sausage btw)

Hello Jude.

What's with the Colonel Juan thing?

Are you a Scottish Bolivian?

I only ask out of curiosity.

Regards

Skoob.

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The Soapdodger's Guide To A Galaxy

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LOL

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Quote: Skoob1999

Hello Jude.

What's with the Colonel Juan thing?

Are you a Scottish Bolivian?

I only ask out of curiosity.

Regards

Skoob.

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It's nothing to do with me Skoob some naughty person hacked my account and put it there, have been trying to get rid of it all day

for anyone who is interested, the picture is me, I recently turned 38, I am in fact a woman who lives in scotland although moving to Yorkshire soon and while I realise there are some fakes here the only thing fake about me is possibly the blondness of my hair

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Quote: Skoob1999

Hello Jude.

What's with the Colonel Juan thing?

Are you a Scottish Bolivian?

I only ask out of curiosity.

Regards

Skoob.

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It's nothing to do with me Skoob some naughty person hacked my account and put it there, have been trying to get rid of it all day

for anyone who is interested, the picture is me, I recently turned 38, I am in fact a woman who lives in scotland although moving to Yorkshire soon and while I realise there are some fakes here the only thing fake about me is possibly the blondness of my hair

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Jude

Let me just take a paraphrase out of sir Humphrey's vocabulary in Yes Minister

Sir Humphrey:
Even to consider allowing the general public, not to mention members of this illustrious establishment access to details of a personal nature, pictorial or otherwise would be a courageous decision.

Minister:
C C Cour...ageous? Humphrey? Wwwhat? Is there something wrong with that? Has it gone out? Get it back quick!

Sir Humphrey:
I have it here Minister

Minister:
God! That was a close shave!

Sir Humphrey:
Yeees minster...

Lovely picture - very unwise action -reconsider - there are some strange people around. Don't you think?

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Quote: Jude

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Quote: Skoob1999

Hello Jude.

What's with the Colonel Juan thing?

Are you a Scottish Bolivian?

I only ask out of curiosity.

Regards

Skoob.

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It's nothing to do with me Skoob some naughty person hacked my account and put it there, have been trying to get rid of it all day

for anyone who is interested, the picture is me, I recently turned 38, I am in fact a woman who lives in scotland although moving to Yorkshire soon and while I realise there are some fakes here the only thing fake about me is possibly the blondness of my hair

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Jude

Let me just take a paraphrase out of sir Humphrey's vocabulary in Yes Minister

Sir Humphrey:
Even to consider allowing the general public, not to mention members of this illustrious establishment access to details of a personal nature, pictorial or otherwise would be a courageous decision.

Minister:
C C Cour...ageous? Humphrey? Wwwhat? Is there something wrong with that? Has it gone out? Get it back quick!

Sir Humphrey:
I have it here Minister

Minister:
God! That was a close shave!

Sir Humphrey:
Yeees minster...

Lovely picture - very unwise action -reconsider - there are some strange people around. Don't you think?

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Thanks Lynton, I agree very strange people about but i'm unsure what the danger is I have not given any details, people can't even see my e-mail and i'm not really black and white so I dont think anyone will recognixe me in the street (anyway i'm actually a heavy set builder from Goole but shhhh don't tell anyone)

you never can tell