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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
thread I've started in AGES and not one of you have bothered to post on it yet.
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Lynton
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... That people do care eventually to.....
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
...give a monkey the bird?
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NickFun
Bootylicious Location: Location: Location! Registered: 26 Jan 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm not here much. Sorry I didn't reply before you posted.
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Lynton
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Because the letter got returned
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
...to me and I burned it before I could read the
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Lynton
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bloody address. It was all....
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I had left in the world, and it was written in red ink.
I hate red ink, it reminds me of.................... |
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Morse
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...if you don't have voice mail you'll never get The Message! |
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Morse
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pickled beets, red cabbage & rhubarb at least one of which is the root of my......... |
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Jude
Writer Location: Scotland Registered: 16 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
...........that total bitch Ms Harris who was my teacher when I was 9, "You need more than neat pigtails and a silly smile to get on in this world Judith!" You were wrong Ms Harris |
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Lynton
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so when I eventually came out of prison after ten years for manslaughter having strangled the old bitch........
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Jude
Writer Location: Scotland Registered: 16 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Morse
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Lynton
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the leather underwear which unfortunately has fused to my skin....
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Katarina Frogpond2
Writer Registered: 5 Oct 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm a cyber refugee. I only post when I can get computer, usually on a Wednesday. My computer at home is still in a coma.
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Lynton
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Hi KF2 send your PC to Dignitas in Zurich, they'll see it OK. But that was a non sequitur or was it a garden fork? a non-seccateur join in Katie we wre talking about leather underwear. |
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Jude
Writer Location: Scotland Registered: 16 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
and now I'm on the run from those PETA bastards and need.... |
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Lynton
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To find some fun fur camouflage very quickly because if I don't.....
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Jaggedone
Banned |
The whore next door will open for business>>>>> |
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Jude
Writer Location: Scotland Registered: 16 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
and at my age I can't take the competition unless..... |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
To find some fun fur camouflage very quickly because if I don't.....
The whore next door will open for business>>>>> and at my age I can't take the competition unless..... I have a boob job and have my clit pierced, adds to the....... |
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politicalpop
Satirical daddy Location: Westbury Registered: 11 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lighter evenings have led to a rise in skin cancer amongst children, and yet next week evil Gordon Brown is going to force them to suffer more daylight by TINKERING WITH OUR CLOCKS! He must be stopped.
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Jude
Writer Location: Scotland Registered: 16 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The whore next door will open for business>>>>> and at my age I can't take the competition unless..... I have a boob job and have my clit pierced, adds to the....... Up market feel I'm going for but first I need to... |
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Lynton
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pop down to mister Patel's shop down at the corner for.....
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