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You are a star. The banned and the damned salute you.

Oh my Dog and Donkey, I can't believe I have met you here, whoever you are.

I am, obviously, very new to The Spoof and have only just recently found this forum where we can discuss stuff.

I am learning on the fly.

Are you one of The Banned and he Damned? Or as we now call ourselves The BAD gang?

Great to meet you HERE.

Dog Be Praised, I think I am finding myself among friends here!

Oh, wait. Someone said we are all the same person... someone named "Chuy"...???

A quick search on Google reveals that "Chuy" is a nickname for "Jesus," and I don't know about you two, but I'm almost certain I'm not Jesus.

Then again, I've been wrong before.

Hello there. Can I be of some assistance to anybody in particular in any way?

Good morning, Chuy (and Chuy, and Chuy, and Chuy)

Have I missed any of you? How many Chuys will come out to play today?

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Hello there. Can I be of some assistance to anybody in particular in any way?

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Don't listen to him, he's CHU (CK) Y in disguise

We are among friends are we not?

Our chuy friends will need to be extra vigilant now. H&C might mistake their exhortations to chuy as being a cry for a blessing.

Our chuyenistas better get ready for the onslaught, especially since the martyrdom of Le Retard, n'est ce pas!


Go Canada Go! Did my better half send you a DVD? lol

Oh, hello Jalapenoman.
I have offered to help this young, nubile writers in any way (ANY way) possible. Yet, so far they seem not to require it.
Maybe if I wait and see what happens they may reappear and have something fascinating to say. Or not.

Chuy, maybe they'll offer you a hot taco!

Maybe. Maybe not.
Who knows? Its all a big guessing game. I can't wait to find out. Maybe you already know the outcome? Do tell.

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Chuy, maybe they'll offer you a hot taco!

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No, that would just be masturbation.

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Chuy, maybe they'll offer you a hot taco!

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Maybe haggis neeps and tatties (look it up on the Internet try Burns Supper) chu(y)m and an invitation to our 580 page Laundry Intervention thread

Wheres that then? Please offer directions.

By the way, is Lady Godiva named after the nekkid woman on a horse or after the chocolates?

Please tell us where this character came from, Chuy.

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Dog Be Praised, I think I am finding myself among friends here!

Oh, wait. Someone said we are all the same person... someone named "Chuy"...???

A quick search on Google reveals that "Chuy" is a nickname for "Jesus," and I don't know about you two, but I'm almost certain I'm not Jesus.

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But didn't Paul meet Jesus on the road to Damascus? Please answer that one for us, Chuy?

He went the back roads, why pay the toll.

Don't confuse Chuy, Paul is just another character who write SuBo stories too.

I don't mean to interrupt, but what time is it?
My clock is a couple of minutes faster than the websites clock.
Either that or I am living in the future...it's not as good as the movies made it out to be.

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Don't confuse Chuy, Paul is just another character who write SuBo stories too.

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Until yesterday, didn't Chuy write all of the SuBo stories?

Who are we calling chuy at the moment?


I googled it and it said he's a filipino tv star.

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Who are we calling chuy at the moment?


I googled it and it said he's a filipino tv star.

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And he writes SuBo fan spoofs?

I appreciate the offer of help, about eight comments back, but what I really need right now is sleep. And I can assure you that Lady Godiva, Nae mair crap, Harold Q. Fuey, and I, and probably several others that I'm forgetting, are all different people. And yes, we ourselves are fans of Susan Boyle, but not the stalking, Bible-wielding kind.

See, I told you: I'm not Jesus. And Paul was hallucinating. Probably the fluoride Rome put in the water. Or maybe the lead they put in their finest goblets.

No tacos. Lo siento. Hasta luego.

Oh, and in time, I might actually write a spoof about something other than deranged SuBo fans. But don't quote me on that.

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Who are we calling chuy at the moment?


I googled it and it said he's a filipino tv star.

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And he writes SuBo fan spoofs?

I appreciate the offer of help, about eight comments back, but what I really need right now is sleep. And I can assure you that Lady Godiva, Nae mair crap, Harold Q. Fuey, and I, and probably several others that I'm forgetting, are all different people. And yes, we ourselves are fans of Susan Boyle, but not the stalking, Bible-wielding kind.

See, I told you: I'm not Jesus. And Paul was hallucinating. Probably the fluoride Rome put in the water. Or maybe the lead they put in their finest goblets.

No tacos. Lo siento. Hasta luego.

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Help? What help? I never offered anybody any help.


No matter, I'll help everyone after the Ireland Brazil match, kick off 5 minutes time.

Dad bless SuBo and all who sail in her.

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But didn't Paul meet Jesus on the road to Damascus? Please answer that one for us, Chuy?

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Oops, mental error. Paul was known as Saul of Tarsus when he saw the vision of Jesus on the road to Damascus. I guess that's just another Chuy for us.

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Don't confuse Chuy, Paul is just another character who write SuBo stories too.

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Until yesterday, didn't Chuy write all of the SuBo stories?

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Jalapenoman and Bargis,

So then it appears that all of the "Newby" writers who have penned dozens and dozens of stories about SuBo are actually simply just one individual known as "Chuy."

Wow. Why would one individual feel the need to write using a dozen or so different writer's names? And isn't that against our administrator/editor Mark Lowton's Spoof Rules & Regulations of ONLY one writer's name per IP Address?

What could a person possibly hope to gain from doing that? Satisfaction, joy, money, a solid-gold mouse pad, KFC discount coupons, a free case of Costa Rican bananas?

But more importantly, isn't there a name for someone who assumes more than one personality or 12 or more writers names?

Damn, the all-time master of characters himself, Red Skelton didn't have that many characters!