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I know Bureau would be the best among us to write 30 second broadcast spots and print display advertisements, and I wish Mark would let us do some (but he'd make us pay; Oh yeah, he'd make us pay).

Anyhoo, I'd like to start a thread with such ads right here.

I hereby challenge Skoob, The Man with the World's Smallest Penis, to author an advertisement for Pretends Natural Male Enhancement.

Challenge whomever you please to write about a product you've dreamed up. But they have to write the ad, not you.

And while I'm at it, I challenge the author of Breast Appreciation Day, J-Man, to write an ad for eCumonme.jiz.

Come visit your local Taco Bell! We know as soon as you walk in everyone will run for the border!

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Come visit your local Taco Bell! We know as soon as you walk in everyone will run for the border!

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Glomming on to BT's idea:

Taco Bell, "Where the Burrito Supreme isn't, but the Regular Taco is more appropriately Named!"

Stay Free Maxi Pads: "Where you're not really free to do anything you want this time of the month, but hopefully our brand name makes you feel better about yourself"

SPAM: "You don't want to know what's in it, but when there's nothing left in the pantry, it's not bad fried to a crisp, slathered in mustard"

Trojan Extra Large Magnum Condoms: "Nuff Said"



I crack myself up..... off to the grind.
Spoofers? Have a cool and stree free day.

"Fiery Jack's Volcanic Muscle Rub" NOT for use on haemorrhoids...........

Furd's Farmers Bank in Frankfort offers free chicken accounts. Remember, our pens are free-range, never chained. Small nest eggs welcome.


-Bureau

Goobers Grocery now has French Ribbed Cucumbers in the produce section.

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Quote: Bureau

Goobers Grocery now has French Ribbed Cucumbers in the produce section.

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Bureau, local produce?

MUMS BEST COLESLAW: Guaranteed to keep your bowels quaking

Goobers Grocery now has French Ribbed Cucumbers in the produce section.

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Bureau, local produce?

MUMS BEST COLESLAW: Guaranteed to keep your bowels quaking

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100% organic!

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Quote: Bureau

Goobers Grocery now has French Ribbed Cucumbers in the produce section.

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Bureau, local produce?

MUMS BEST COLESLAW: Guaranteed to keep your bowels quaking

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100% organic!

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Good for the manure I take it

Boob Jobs, must be over 21; Railroad track walkers, Tall building window washers, and Septic tank cleaners needed

Goldberg's kosher, all beef hotdogs- our weiners are the cut ones!

Pretends Natural Male Enhancement - Not Much Enhancement But A Lot Of Pretending

How's that Fr Francois DuBois SJ?

Whaddya want for free? I been working all day damn it!

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

Goldberg's kosher, all beef hotdogs- our weiners are the cut ones!

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Nice!


Frank Garvin's Male Prostitute Service: "Buttering your muffins and licking your problems since 1943"

Pretends Natural Male Enhancemen:- Give her a stiff one !!!

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Quote: Frankie The J

And while I'm at it, I challenge the author of Breast Appreciation Day, J-Man, to write an ad for eCumonme.jiz.

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Tired of premature ejaculation? Frustrated with your lover being a sixty second man? One hour spent in front of the computer watching eCumonme.jiz and you'll never worry about soiled sheets and unfulfilled pleasures again (slipcovers on the keyboard, however, are recommended).

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Quote: P.M. Wortham

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Quote: Madame Bitters

Goldberg's kosher, all beef hotdogs- our weiners are the cut ones!

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Nice!

...just peel and eat would have done it!!!

'Pretends Natural Male Enhancement' :- Reaches the parts other
Male Enhancers cannot reach.

Simpson's Smegma Wash: "Clean up that cheese in a breeze"

OMO guarantees feeling gay whilst washing your silky undies!

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Quote: P.M. Wortham

Simpson's Smegma Wash: "Clean up that cheese in a breeze"

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The good folks at Goldberg's kosher, all beef hotdogs would have no need for this product.

Mystery Meat: Suppliers to all the fine products, previously mentioned!