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Okay. I give in.

I'm baffled, confused, and amused all at the same time.

Multilaterally mystified.

Speaking as a grouchy old git who is set in his ways, I find PMC's Diaries and JB's Memoirs tremendously amusing but I can't work out who's who any more.

The place has gone mad.

I am currently learning how to be a Texan and all this multiple personality stuff is too much of a distraction.

I'm getting paranoid. And polaroid.

Is JB really PMC? Is Fergus McCarthy really Monkey Woods? Is Mister Meaner really Nelly Bigtits? Is Chamone really Gary Glitter?

I know Morse is real, I know J-Man is real, I know Frankie the J is real, and I know that the Spoof's top writer Abel is real, and Bureau, and Duncan, and MB and Roy Turse and Iain B and Birbee, and JO.

The rest of you I'm not so sure about.

If anyone can enlighten me I'll buy them an ice cream.

I need peace of mind. My psychiatrist here at the institution tells me I became settled after the murders, but he stresses that I need stability.

This multiple personality thing is driving me nuts.

I can't sleep, I'm off my food, I'm hammering the beer, and getting an irresistable urge to club some cute puppies into a pulpy oblivion with a Louisville Slugger.

Save the puppies.

Your loved ones could be next.

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob,

You must look at the evidence and read between the lines.

Pimply-capitalist is obviously a teenager (due to the zits). As such, this is Henman (the bastard son of Jesus Budda).

As Jesus Budda is obviously a religious figure, and Fergus claims to be TOSOG (the "other" son of God) and sometimes goes by Friar Fergus, they are the same person.

Jaggedone (JO) always posts rather cryptic stuff, has a problem with reality, and cannot be understood by normal people. This means that he is really SFO (either that or Barack Obama).

Use a little common sense and insight and you will pick up on these things.

....Skoob...will get back to you ...engrossed in little prick trapped & inflated in giant condom and floating above San Francisco...nothing else matters at this moment in time ....riveting.....

I tried pinching myself, but since I am on Plavex all I succeeded in doing was causing more extensive bruising...

back soon as I change my IP address to futher confuse the issue...

"Mind the Gap"


Virtually Yours,

Morse

You forgot Nick, and the Queen Mammy.

How do we know that you are not Morse? Eh? Eh?!


Clubbing puppies indeed!

Use kittens, they'll keep you fit.
They're faster than puppies.

Gail Farrely.

Skoob, Me and JB arent the same person.


JB is JB, and god knows who else.

PMC is PMC

As far as i know Fergus is fergus?

Although JO calls me PMP

Regards


PMC

I have never used an alias on this site nor have I written/posted under any other name other than QM.

A couple of years back I was Spoofing in a London internet cafe when I noticed the bloke next to me, furiously bashing out a Spoof story.

I pretended I hadn't noticed.

Saw him at another internet cafe a few weeks later, also Spoofing.

Then one day a while later he came up to me in the street and gave me an earful about 'spying' on his Spoofery.

Baffled I gave him 50p because he said he needed a cuppa tea and was living rough.

Typical Spoofer I hear you say...

Now before someone on this forum jumps up and says 'It was me, qm, it was ME!' - I have it on very good authority this individual died in a car crash a few months later because his pic was in the local paper. Mangled chassis after a pile-up on the Old Cunt...er, Kent!- Road.

Never really found out his Spoof ID or whether the conspiracy theorists were right and someone 'stole' his blogging persona and carried on using it, usurper-like.

Suffice to say it wasn't any of you lot.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

You forgot Nick, and the Queen Mammy.

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We all know that Nickfun is really Asiababe. QM is also that other lawyer on the site, Warren Redlich.

Only half of what I said is true.

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Quote: Jalapenoman
Only half of what I said is true.

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ALWAYS thought Warren Reddlich must be Gnarly because he once said what a handsome chap Warren is...

Mrs Skoob offered to make me bacon and eggs this morning.

I told her that would be really nice.

Then she gave me a bowl of porridge.

That threw me a bit.

Regards

Skoob.

A Girl friend i once had asked me "How would you like English Breakfast "

i said " yes please "

She kindly replied "you know where the shop is"

Regards


PMC

I once had a girlfriend who was a bit kinky about hats. She used to wear these mad hats and dance around the bedroom brandishing a sword.

Which was okay, in a weird way.

But her breakfasts were crap so I dumped her.

Regards

Skoob.

(Full English Afficionado)

By the way, you could die tomorrow, or get hit by a bus. Life is too short.

Regards

Books.

If i die in a dignified manner, i could live with that!

Even if i die soon at 32 - maybe it would be a natural death, like a over dose, or chopped up and dumped in some taco bins, or a natural death from cancer- caused by smoking.


Pah life is to long!

Its so long that many men have lived to do brilliant things in the world.

Hitler - Although the russians were lieing! so maybe he didnt die relativly young?

Alexander the great -

jesus -

Michael jackson - He was so kind to me, he asked if i wanted to suck his black lolly, such a nice man.

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Quote: queen mudder

I have never used an alias on this site nor have I written/posted under any other name other than QM.

A couple of years back I was Spoofing in a London internet cafe when I noticed the bloke next to me, furiously bashing out a Spoof story.

I pretended I hadn't noticed.

Saw him at another internet cafe a few weeks later, also Spoofing.

Then one day a while later he came up to me in the street and gave me an earful about 'spying' on his Spoofery.

Baffled I gave him 50p because he said he needed a cuppa tea and was living rough.

Typical Spoofer I hear you say...

Now before someone on this forum jumps up and says 'It was me, qm, it was ME!' - I have it on very good authority this individual died in a car crash a few months later because his pic was in the local paper. Mangled chassis after a pile-up on the Old Cunt...er, Kent!- Road.

Never really found out his Spoof ID or whether the conspiracy theorists were right and someone 'stole' his blogging persona and carried on using it, usurper-like.
Suffice to say it wasn't any of you lot.

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Let's not rule him out just due to lack of brain function.

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Quote: victor nicholas
Let's not rule him out just due to lack of brain function.

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The polls close at midnight, vote now.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I once had a girlfriend who was a bit kinky about hats. She used to wear these mad hats and dance around the bedroom brandishing a sword.

Which was okay, in a weird way.

But her breakfasts were crap so I dumped her.

Regards

Skoob.

(Full English Afficionado)

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Since no one else asked, I guess I'll have to.

Was it a real sword or plastic?

Doesn't an English breakfast have beans on it?

It was a real sword.

She tried to kill me one night and it went clean through my trousers.

Good job I've got skinny legs.

Regards

Skoob.

"Skoob old boy are you sure you were nt in Thailand"

cough cough

women with swords

cough

um


Regards


PMC

Twas in the land of dark satanic mills, many moons ago.

She lunged at me with the sword. In taking evasive action I avoided getting run through.

I don't know why I brought this up. It's not my fondest memory.

Regards

Skoob.

QM:
"I have never used an alias on this site nor have I written/posted under any other name other than QM."

"I am who I said I am, because, I just am, nor have I ever under any circumstances assumed the gender of a person other than my own gender basically because I am a Narcissist, hate physically scarring and can't believe life would be worth living without a penis...especially since my health insurance won't cover the operation.

I am a human bean, a mere sprout in the totality of the universe...

READ MY DIARY!

Ann Y. Mous

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Quote: Skoob1999

I once had a girlfriend.....

But her breasts were crap so I dumped her.

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Are you sure this isn't what you meant, Mr. Skoob? I think you just had an extra "KFA" in the middle there.

Can we just drop this subject. The Mrs is about six feet away from me yakking on the phone. She's aware of the woman, but not the hats and sword stuff. If she finds out there'll be hell to pay.

My own worst enemy

Skoob.

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Quote: Morse

QM:
"I have never used an alias on this site nor have I written/posted under any other name other than QM."

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Me neither.

This thread only proves my points (not many these days, PUSSY out definitely and in!) You lot are a bunch of first rate NUTTERS!

Now I might be mistaken but if it's not true, PMP stop acting like our Walrus, JB (good Beatles song btw)If you're not JB then who the fuck are you, his clone?!

I am JO, alias Jaggedone, alias St.Jagged, alias Jaggededge (less used due to a rap band knicking my name and Alfred Hitchcock using me in the shower!)

Sir SKOOBspears is Skoob and QM, MB, VC, JP, the mad fucking Irishman, Morse Code, Monks are all themselves as for our alien and Frankie "the marauding madman and last man standing out of the 300" J + other NUTTERS here I'm sure they're them.

JB, well, he's not even a registered NUTTER, in fact he's not even registered just a plain unbearable LOONY!

Mark (who?) is God and I lick his boots daily! That I'm sure????????

Skoob my shrink has still room, please let me know when and where BTW my summer location has been moved to above a bridge in Amsterdam, it's too cold below and the needles break!

How dare you accuse me of being real.

I'm not real, I never have been.

I'm a figment of your imagination.

In fact EVERYBODY on here is a group of aliens analysing you're every move Skoob.

You might *remember* the lass with the hats and sword, but that's implanted, as is the English breakfast you didn't get.

You're reliving every day over and over to see how humans react in different scenarios ahead of an invasion.

Sorry to break it to you like this, but this forum is the only way I have of getting a message to you.

Iain