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Greetings, all!

A lot of you have heard the joke that porn star names come from the name of a childhood pet and the name of the street you grew up on.

If you haven't heard the joke before now, then you need to get out more.

My porn star name would be Trixie Stoneway.

Trixie was the name of my first pet and I lived on Stoneway. See how that works? If you don't then you're fucking retarded and I shall waste no more of my time on you.

The rest of you (fairly) intelligent people are welcomed to begin anytime.

Except Jaggedone

Mine would be Gyp Owen

Although 'Is that it?' would probably be more realistic.

Regards

Skoob.

MB:
I was a Little Leaguer with a Big League Bat...it was a 2-tone 32 oz Adirondack as I recall....

the little 'Brownies' going to their den meetings refered to me simply as

"WOODY", a name I parlayed in the '60s to porn fame appearing off stage in

little dramas taking place in garages primarily in a Cathoic

Neighborhood in Bergenfield, NJ....I had RHYTHM THEN, until I was sent to

Ft. Dicks (sic) where I met Buckwheat, discovered we had something in

common, and we continued

our heated rivalry where we were known simply as "Those Two Swingin'

Dicks" when we anchored the post softball (sic) team....and batted over .750

both on an off the field....

Due to age, we're just a pair of ole softies, now....but the memories....the

memories!

'The Spendid Splinter'

Morsie

Jake Boulton! Suck on that!


Regards


PMC

What you saying here PMC?

You want Jake to suck on it?

In a gay way or what?

And suck on what?

You're sick man!

I'm just saying. I mean...Well...

Regards

Skoob.

Ahhhha Skoob ! um no Jake Boulton would be my pornstar name ,and Suck on that well cough cough is because i think no one else will have a name as good as mine!


Regards


PMC

Morse: what you wrote was all well and good, but it didn't answer my question. In fact, I don't know what in the hell you're going on about. Do you even know what you're talking about?

You do remember the original question, don't you? If not just look at the title of this thread and it will all become clear.

Now, have a nice glass of warm milk, take out your teeth, and go to bed.

Yes MB!

'Woody" be my porn name, now take the bat out of your mouth, choke up, and we'll try to hit for distance....Morse said, Clearly!

Geez!

Touché.

Your bat left splinters in my mouth, Morse!

Better than having splinters in other places, I guess.

Like my fingers. Ouch!

I'd like to congratulate MB - I mean, Trixie - on a great idea for a thread.

My porn star name would be Hammy Wold. I actually like this name better than Monkey Woods, Mister Meaner and all the others, and I intend to start writing under the new name soon. Naturally, all the stories will have a pornographic theme to them.

Could we have a Porn Section to post them in? Might have to be the Mag section.

Thanks, MW!

That's quite a compliment coming from the creator of the wrongly named Anagram thread. What's it up to now? 2,500 hits? 3,000? I don't know and I can't be bothered to look.

And like all great things it also has a spin-off! Of course like all spin-offs it's not nearly as good as the original.

Angus Somerset

Hmmm. Let me see.

"Big Angus Somerset" sounds better.


Then again I was inspired by the size of my feet rather than anything else.

Which reminds me about the writer's workshop trick similar to your porn name selection logic.

Take your middle name and add a street you once lived on, ergo, Peter Wortham. I doubt however that your middle name is Madam.

PS: Ditto, MW. Good imaginative thread from the Madame...

too much time fantasizing lately....??

Morse

Charlie Liberty...............

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Charlie Liberty...............

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You gotta get out more Birb...lay off that 'phone sex'....

Morse

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Ahhhha Skoob ! um no Jake Boulton would be my pornstar name ,and Suck on that well cough cough is because i think no one else will have a name as good as mine!


Regards


PMC

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Ginger McCauley.


Open wide!

Mine would be Mark Lowton.

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Ginger McCauley.

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That's perfect if you have red hair and freckles, Ginger!

Do you? Have red hair and freckles, I mean.

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A lot of you have heard the joke that porn star names come from the name of a childhood pet and the name of the street you grew up on.

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I refuse to go with Evelyn Friskie (the street I live on now and my Mom's dog when I was a kid).

I also don't think that Red East Second is very good.

Neither is Slewfoot Highway 359 or Worthless Century Drive East.

I guess I'll have to settle for either Pepe Kodiak or Parker Dynamite.

Officially Cindy St John...

Can I go with my second pet? He/She/It was called Jaws. It was a goldfish, I could not determine the gender of it.

Is this just a clever ruse to guess our answers to secret questions for on-line banking?

Iain, oops, "Cindy"

Mine would be simple-FRANK FOOTER

I'd be Tiger Lea - which certainly works. Unlike my second pet/road combo which would be Steptoe Fairfield.

The Wolf

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The Wolf

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Why do you have a picture of a German Shepherd for your avatar if you are called 'The Wolf'?

Wouldn't a wolf be more appropriate................