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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
J-Man was the inspiration for this thread.
So blame him if it all goes wrong. If it takes off, just 5 star all my crap stories. Earliest memory: Sylvia Simms in the movie 'Ice Cold In Alex' - that beer drinking finale surely stayed with me. Marilyn in 'Some Like It Hot' - Shoo boo be doop Our very own Audrey Hepburn in 'Breakfast At Tiffany's' You just wanted to cuddle her. Raquel Welch in 'One Million Years BC' but by that time you wanted to more than cuddle her. The only woman in living memory who looked better than her daughter at her daughter's wedding. Believe Tedejas was her real name. Jeeze! (Could be flawed with the name but I'm doing this without research) Twiggy - the model, actress, and advertising icon. Common as muck over here but she used to make my knees wobble. Any ideas? Skoob. |
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Jalapenoman
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I'm going to assume that you mean "celebrities" and not the girl down the street kind of things.
Okay, there was Kristy McNichol (who was kind of tomboyish). I also really had the hots for Jane Seymour after Live and Let Die (released when I was 15 or 16 years old). She was 18 when she played a Bond girl. I also had a secret crush on Susan Dey from the Partridge Family (so much better looking than any of the Brady girls). Another biggie for me was Nastassja Kjinski (and I know that I probably spelled that wrong). |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
David Duchovny as FBI agent Fox Mulder. I don't really like him in any other role. Just Mulder.
Handsome, brilliant and a tad 'off'. We'd have been the perfect couple except he went and married some bitch and fathered 2 kids with her. Oh, and I was only about 12 at the time. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shirley Jones
Whatever her name was. The mom out of the Partridge Family. More to follow probably... |
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Duncan Whitehead
The Innuendo Kid |
Betty Turpin from Corrie - just for her Hot Pot's
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I still have a crush on Audrey Hepburn. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
These ladies no doubt would have made my first top 10 list:
Tina Louise Valerie Bertinelli Jane Seymour Barbara Eden Donna Summer Catherine Bach Cheryl Ladd Pat Benatar Ann Jillian Laura Branigan |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hattie Jacques.
Did you mean: "Who did you have a crush on, as a kid?" or: "Who would you have put through a crusher, as a kid?"? |
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Frankie The J
Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Paula Prentiss--still do.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Elizabeth Taylor and my maths mistress when she bent down in her mini skirt, horny and awesome for a young buck!
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nastassja Kinski did it for me too J-Man.
And Andie MacDowell. And Michaela Strachan. And Goldie Hawn..................... |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
How could I forget Goldie Hawn!
I first saw Butterflies Are Free when I was about 14. Goldie spends a good part of the movie running around in just a white bra and white panties. I was in love. I also fell head over heels for Joey Heatherton and Karen Valentine. My favorite singer, based on looks, was Karen Carpenter. As she had the voice to match, it was perfect. |
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jalapenoman,
I liked Joey Heatherton also. Along with Ann Margret, Bo Derek, and Donna Mills. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And Sophia Loren.
How could I have missed her? She was still a babe in 'Grumpy Old Men' with two of my all time comedy heroes, Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. Abel mentioned Ann Margret, I can only remember seeing her in a spoof western with Arnold Schwarzenegger but recall that she was a babe, and SFO mentioned Donna Summer, great call, something very mysterious and sensual about Donna. I also liked the actress who played MRS Cunningham in 'Happy Days' though her name escapes me. Regards Skoob. |
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BuckwheatsButt
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Well, I'm surprised no one mentioned Bridgette Bardot..She was incredibly hot and sexy. Ursula Andress, Gina Lolobrigida, Tuesday Weld, and Liz Taylor were hot too.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Agreed with every one Buck.
You have impeccable taste sir! Regards Skoob. |
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BuckwheatsButt
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Yeah Donna Summers was hot, but I was much older so she really wasn't a childhood fantasy.
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BuckwheatsButt
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I wasn't that young! |
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skoob,
Mrs. Cunningham's real name was Marion Ross. The spoof western that Ann Margret appeared in with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kirk Douglas was The Villian. However, in the United Kingdom it was released as Cactus Jack. Abel |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks for that Abel.
It was Cactus Jack, quite a funny film. Sometimes, I get an idea and start typing, and then realise that maybe I should have checked it out first. Regards Skoob |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Annette Funicello in 1957 when I was 9.
-Bureau "You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, TheSpoof." |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Are you sure that you want to admit that now that you're a deputy minister?
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nellabella
Writer Location: Saratoga Springs, New York Registered: 8 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Patrick Magooan - Secret Agent Man
Richard Chamberlain - Dr Kildare Jack Lord - Hawaii 5 O William Shatner - Star Trek |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Actually your Avatar reminds me of my feline maths teacher's behind, who I secretly loved! Aagh, those were the days, than came page three and spoilt it all! |
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Pimpmycapitalist
Banned |
Very possibly sad, but i think it was Madonna!
Regards PMC |
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