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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Soap: Rory Breaker? That psychotic black dwarf with an Afro?

Tom: That would be the same man, yes.

Pulp Fiction

Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip?

Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

"Bright light! Bright light!"-Gizmo,Gremlins,1984

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Quote: Adam Click

"Bright light! Bright light!"-Gizmo,Gremlins,1984

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Hard to top that Adam!

"Roses are red, and how do you do? Drink four of these, and Woo woo woo woo!"
- Curly (NO CENSUS, NO FEELING, 1940)

"You know what the fellow said-in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace-and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."-Harry lime, The Third Man,1949

True Romance

"So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this... No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh. Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant".

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Quote: Adam Click

"You know what the fellow said-in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace-and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."-Harry lime, The Third Man,1949

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Remember that well Adam.

Well done!

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

He was a hobo, the best-known tramp on the boxcar circuit. He'd worked once in awhile as a field hand, and I'd tag along. Sat on my bare bottom in the dirt, waiting for him. Outside of hunger, the first thing I remember is shame. I was ashamed of that miserable old tramp. I was riding boxcars with him when I was nine, something you never had to do. You'll never have to bury me the way I buried him. I buried him in a meadow alongside a railroad track. He was running to catch a freight and his heart give out. You know something? That old tramp died laughing.

Scientist: Peace negotiations? With BEES?!

General: Its either that or you can start praying!

-- The Swarm(197


I made my family disappear....I MADE MY FAMILY DISAPPEAR!!!!!!

-- Home Alone (1990)

Blazing Saddles

Hedley Lamarr: Daddy loves froggy. Froggy love daddy?

Froggy: [squeak, squeak]

Below Decks

Instead of pissing in the scupper trough that drained overboard, both brothers giggled as they directed their stream to the floor. The wide gaps in the aged oak planks soaked up the urine allowing it to pass easily into the captain's quarters below where it dripped like golden rain from above.

'Dumb fucker will think we're in a storm and this old bucket just sprung another leak! It's a wonder he ain't caught on after three months of this pissing every morning!'

Buck,

What's happening with the Bargis collaboration?

Who's up next?

Just wondered.

Skoob.

PS Tomorrow is the last day I can have a lie-in, so I'm having a beer, pissing about here, smoking a cigarette and enjoying the freedom.

Tuesday it's the 5:42am train to work.

Looking forward to it...

COOL HAND LUKE


"What we have here, is a failure to communicate!"





-Bureau



"A government big enough to give you everything you
want is strong enough to take everything you have."

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Quote: Bureau

COOL HAND LUKE


"What we have here, is a failure to communicate!"





-Bureau



"A government big enough to give you everything you
want is strong enough to take everything you have."

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You're probably right there Bureau, but that collaboration will not be difficult to rejuvenate.

Regards

Skoob.

"Fergus McCarthy is the nicest person I've ever met" Karen Murray, Voluntary Charity street collector.



I Fergus. (c)2009.

That was my second choice.




-Bureau








"A government big enough to give you everything you
want is strong enough to take everything you have."

I don't wanna hear about no mother-fucking ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the mother-fucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out, and wait for the cavalry, which should be coming directly."

"You ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the mother-fucker. Go back in there and chill them niggers out, and wait for The Wolf who should be coming directly."

"The Wolf? Why didn't you say the mother-fucking Wolf is coming!"

PULP FICTION
Marsellus Wallace and Jules

"Come play with us granny, forever and ever and ever."-Obamacare End-of-Life Counselor, Shinola,2009

(Thought about posting these in the "Poets" thread)

Okay, I'm a total cheeseball, but I still like The Private Eyes (1981) after all these years.

Overview: Scotland Yard sends a goofy pair (Tim Conway, Don Knotts) to check on foul play at a mansion outside 1920s London.

These poems were all clues to a murder:


If Jock could talk,
he'd give you a clue.
But now that he's dead,
what can you do?
He deserved what he got,
I don't regret it a bit.
By the way,
you're standing in bull ca-ca.


I said when I died,
that I'd come back.
If you believe in ghosts,
you're on the right track.
I'm out of the grave,
and roaming the moores.
If you want to be safe,
you better lock all the windows and screens.


The help is all gone,
the house is bare.
Now you know,
a shadow is there.
There's one left to die,
then my job'll be done.
I like killing people,
it's a lotta kicks!


In this house,
it's hard to survive.
Some'll be dead,
who are now alive.
Mr. Uwatsum is gone,
'cause he knew too much.
Bye for now,
but rest assured we'll keep in constant contact with each other.


To dig your own grave,
is quite a sight.
But to bury yourself,
is not very bright.
There are more to kill,
and the job'll be done.
Now there are five,
soon there'll be a lot less.


Now you will see,
I can do something right.
I'm going to show you,
a killer tonight.
I want Phyllis to come
to my chamber, and see.
Who was the one,
who murdered Lady Morley and myself.


SFO

"Made it Ma! Top of the world!"

Cody Jarret (James Cagney)

'White Heat'

Skoob.

From 'The Warriors':

"We go in like everybody else. Nine guys. No weapons."

Cleon.

Looking out over a desolate Coney Island cityscape:

"We fought all night to get back to this?"

Swan.

From Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

"Made it Ma! Top of the world!"

Cody Jarret (James Cagney)

'White Heat'

Skoob.

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Good one Skoob.

I own a copy of this movie.

"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it's like to be a slave.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...attack ships on fire on the shoulder of Orion.

"I've watched sea beams glitter in the dark at the tannenhauser gate, ten hours a day.

"All those moments will be lost in time.

"Like tears...in rain...

"Time...to die..."

Rutger Hauer - BLADE RUNNER*

*I may have got some of this wrong. There are three or four different versions of Ridley Scott's masterpiece. To any afficionados, my apologies.

I just tried to quote the jist of it.

Best Sci-Fi film ever!

Regards

Skoob.

"Attica"

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Quote: victor nicholas

"Attica"

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Dog Day Afternoon?

Good film.



"If it bleeds we can kill it" - Predator.


Actually that film has lots of quotable nonsense!

Double post.