Discussion Forum

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Quote: Frankie The J

Skoob:

I know you're a happily married man, but I just read all of smurfette's stories and she writes w/o trash talk! Damn, around here that is real talent, doncha think.

BTW, Skoob, did you see the poum I wrote just for you. It isn't nearly as good as J-Man's but, hey, it is for you. No, I am not gay, just happy.

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aww, shucks, frankie!

*blushing*

ty for making me feel so welcome here!

i am really enjoying this site; there are some truly awesome writers here and i really feel at home.

peace,

becca

Skoob:

I know you're a happily married man, but I just read all of smurfette's stories and she writes w/o trash talk! Damn, around here that is real talent, doncha think.

BTW, Skoob, did you see the poum I wrote just for you. It isn't nearly as good as J-Man's but, hey, it is for you. No, I am not gay, just happy.

More foreplay!

Touche!

I posted a message tomorrow

Converted white to black

A lady gave me a banana

So I ate it and gave it her back

I went round a straight street corner

And saw a dead donkey alive

So I took out a knife and I shot it

And that's how the dead donkey died.

(traditional - ish)

Regards

Skoob.

Frankie,

Love the poetic approach.

Keep it up my friend!

The more advanced among us long ago abandoned foreplay.

Now we have graduated to fiveplay

Your ultra-cool cyber amigo

Skoob.

I'm definately not a "wamen" so I guess by default I'm what you call a
wo-man.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I'm definately not a "wamen" so I guess by default I'm what you call a
wo-man.

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maybe a "waMan" is a big sissy crybaby, as in wah, wah!

lmao!

glad to meet you, fellow female!

peace,

becca

No Madam Bitters:

You are a LADY!

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Quote: Frankie The J

No Madam Bitters:

You are a LADY!

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Madame Bitters certainly is a LADY.

She was the 'whore of Lyons' in 'Below Decks'

You Sir, on the other hand, are a cad!

Select thy pistol!

I'll see you at dawn

You Scoundrel you!

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I'm definately not a "wamen" so I guess by default I'm what you call a
wo-man.

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You're still a hottie in my book! Frankie J, don't fuck with MB..She'll cut your balls off and decorate them with icing!

I don't know if you can call the "real" Smurfette a "real woman."

After all, all the men she knew had a permanent case of blue ball.

J-Man,

What rhymes with smurfette?

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Quote: Frankie The J

J-Man,

What rhymes with smurfette?

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I know you didn't ask me Frankie, but I'm gonna try to answer anyway.

Omelette?

Couchette?

Hairnet?

Silhouette? (Shady!)

Burpette?

Muff get?

I give in. I always hated the little blue beardy bastards anyway!

Kindest

PUT YOUR FUCKING TOUPEE ON WHEN YOU ADDRESS ME SOLDIER!

Geraldo.

The Greek.

(Just kidding FTJ!)

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Quote: Frankie The J

J-Man,

What rhymes with smurfette?

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hey, frankie!

how about internet?

forget?

beget?

you bet?

or reset?

peace

becca

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Quote: smurfette

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Quote: Frankie The J

J-Man,

What rhymes with smurfette?

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hey, frankie!

how about internet?

forget?

beget?

you bet?

or reset?

peace

becca

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oh,and, regret.

peace

With all of this help in rhyming smurfette, I guess one of us'll have to writechoo a poum.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Smurfette

Welcome, your stories are good.

Victor

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You're absolutely right Doc.

For this reason, and this reason alone, I send the following poum to Smurfette.

"Smurfette, Smurfette,

Lest you forget,

There is only one Skoob."

Actually it was a third of a Haiku, but the wife's out at the moment and Chamone's blown me out because she's deeply in love with Duncan, so I'm clutching at straws.

I'm such a sad bastard.

Regards

Skoob

Look Doc!

It's done it again!

All out of order!

It's brilliant this!

I'm really getting to love it!

Your favourite cannibal cook

Skoob.

Smurfette

Welcome, your stories are good.

Victor

This is kind of fun Skoob.

You catch the ball and then I'll throw it.

Sounds tiring for at least one of us.

Should we bring a dog along?

Better still Doc

I'll throw it before I catch it and then catch it mid-throw before throwing it back to myslef (sic) and then throw it back to you.

Sounds good to me!

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: victor nicholas

Smurfette

Welcome, your stories are good.

Victor

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You're absolutely right Doc.

For this reason, and this reason alone, I send the following poum to Smurfette.

"Smurfette, Smurfette,

Lest you forget,

There is only one Skoob."

Actually it was a third of a Haiku, but the wife's out at the moment and Chamone's blown me out because she's deeply in love with Duncan, so I'm clutching at straws.

I'm such a sad bastard.

Regards

Skoob

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thank you both so very much!

i am having way too much fun on this site; i truly enjoy writing the articles and i have been laughing constantly at the stories i read on here.......the kids think i've lost my mind!

peace

becca

Becca

I have a daughter named Rebecca.

Glad you're having a good time here.

Kindest Regards

Skoob.

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