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JB got his masturbation papers?

Is he supposed to wipe up the spunk with them?

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Quote: Madame Bitters

JB got his masturbation papers?

is he supposed to wipe up the spunk with them?

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MB, that's quite revolting the thought of JB, aagh!
I was about to have my tea, saved it for pussy now!

He also received his official badge, secret decoder ring, and x-ray glasses too! Instructions are printed on the back of the papers in english (stroke one!) and spanish (stroke two)

So far, Jesus Budda denies everything and acts 'confused, dazed and in denial' a typical symptom of a compulsive masturbationist.

Whats all this about?

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Quote: Madame Bitters

JB got his masturbation papers?

is he supposed to wipe up the spunk with them?

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MB, that's quite revolting the thought of JB, aagh!
I was about to have my tea, saved it for pussy now!

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What do you do, JO? Don't you wipe it up or do you just leave your love puddle be until your dog or cat 'clean' it up for you? I have my dog do the same thing, except it's Cheetos and not spunk. That would be N/A in my case.

Am I making you uncomfortable, JO?

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Whats all this about?

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Check out the 'Most evil prank' thread under Writer Discussion. Then all will become clear.

Wow! Your dog pops cheetos? What turns him on, Nachos?

Learning to thpell with Darnell.

Use "Nachos" in a sentence.

This be mine mine, natchos.

I got told a joke today by a Somalian.

1970's Belfast. The height of the troubles. A lone pedestrian is suddenly pounced upon by a shadowy figure who emerges suddenly from a darkened alleyway. The assailant puts a gun to the man's head.

"What religeon are you?" the assailant asks.

Thinking quickly, the guy figures if the assailant is Protestant and he says he's Catholic, the guy might shoot him. He also figures that if the guy is Catholic and he says he's a Protestant, the outcome will be pretty much the same. So he says:

"Actually, I'm Jewish."

The assailant grins, and then snarls:

"I must be the luckiest fucking Arab in Belfast tonight..."

Well, I thought it was funny.

Somalians eh? What can you do with 'em?

Regards

Skoob.

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Whats all this about?

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About three inches, according to Madame Bitters.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Whats all this about?

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About three inches, according to Madame Bitters.

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It's a short story.

Short or just abridged Doc?

Regards

Skoob.

Please! Someone send JB a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers!

Does anyone realize that there are 2 threads dedicated to JB and his masturbatory habits?

Does anyone find this slightly worrisome?

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Quote: Madame Bitters

Does anyone realize that there are 2 threads dedicated to JB and his masturbatory habits?

Does anyone find this slightly worrisome?

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Just goes to show how popular JB is, wanker or no wanker!

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Whats all this about?

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Everythings been done JB, just send Mark a personal note asking for your papers.

Don't worry Doc. They couldn't hit a barn door at this dist...

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Quote: Madame Bitters

Does anyone realize that there are 2 threads dedicated to JB and his masturbatory habits?

Does anyone find this slightly worrisome?

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Yes,

He's let it get out of hand.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Whats all this about?

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About three inches, according to Madame Bitters.

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It's a short story.

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1.

Fergus

Are these rumours about you going to Manchester United true?

I don't know, just asking...

Skoob.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Whats all this about?

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About three inches, according to Madame Bitters.

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It's a short story.

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2. OK.


You win.

The King.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Fergus

Are these rumours about you going to Manchester United true?

I don't know, just asking...

Skoob.

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Yes Skoob.

All true.

Fergus

I don't think the story has been cleared yet, but apparently you're an Irish footballing genius who United have picked up for a record breaking £94 million. I'll e-mail it to you if you can't wait, but then I know you're a patient individual who'll pick it up when it appears on the main pages.

Cheers Ferg

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

Fergus

I don't think the story has been cleared yet, but apparently you're an Irish footballing genius who United have picked up for a record breaking £94 million. I'll e-mail it to you if you can't wait, but then I know you're a patient individual who'll pick it up when it appears on the main pages.

Cheers Ferg

Skoob

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Oh you mean that mean Irish/Russian alcholic star footballer called "GORGY BREAST", certainly worth 90 mill vodka an all!