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Q: Guess Madame Bitters chest measurements! MB's chest measurent is 32A 5% MB's chest measurement is 34C 30% MB's chest measurement is 44DD 35% MB's chest measurement is 0% MB's doesn't have any tits 30% There have been 20 responses to this poll

Hmmmm.....

I wonder if you did one of these polls on Queen Mudder?


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JB...Is that a breastly-like jiggle I detect in your avatar?

I don't care about how big MB's boobs are.

She seems to be a really nice person.

Hope this helps MB

Skoob

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Hmmmm.....

I wonder if you did one of these polls on Queen Mudder?


Hmmmmmm.......



Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........



Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............


Meeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........


Woof woof woof woooffffff....................


Tweet tweet tweet tweety tweet tweettttttttttttt.......

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NATURAL animal instincts from JB, there is hope yet!

Steady on there!
I'm afraid you're not my type, Jaggedone.

Come back when you turn into a good-looking woman with a brain.

believe it or not, I've been the subject of one of these polls before-- in the 7th grade.

Is this what happens when men retire?

Hey, chill MB.

I'm sure you've got lovely boobs. And I'm sure you're a very nice lady.

God, I'm turning into Jesus Budda.

I blame it on that chess game I lost so spectacularly to Monkey Woods.

Best Wishes Miss Piebottom. (Were you really the whore of Lyons?)

Skoob.

Hey MB.....Wanna play motorboat?

Buck,

I'm not even going to ask...

I'll leave you to it.

Thanks for brightening up my day.

Skoob.

Just to put you out of your mistery J-B it's 36FF.

Buck: Hey, MB....wanna play motorboat?

I don't know, Bucky. Have you waited half an hour after eating?
Wouldn't want you to get a cramp.

Oh yeah, you forgot to put a measurement on choice 4, you tool.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I don't care about how big MB's boobs are.

She seems to be a really nice person.

Hope this helps MB

Skoob

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Seconded.

Thank you, Skoob and Vic. You're both very kind. I am more than just a pair of fabulous tits and I'm glad you see it. Not my fabulous tits, but my other adequate qualities

I'm not easily offended, which I think is a good thing. In fact, I'm ususally the offender.

Do you think Buck would be offended if I were to start up a thread about how big Buck's man tits are?

I don't want to come off as a bad sport, you know.

And anyway, it's about damn time I got my own thread!!!!

MB...it was all in jest!

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Quote: queen mudder

Just to put you out of your mistery J-B it's 36FF.

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I was actually defending your integrity, Queenie.
I wanted to draw attention to my good friend Buckwheats' lack of manners - he would never dare do a poll like this about you.

I was defending my female comrades against the male oppressor: in this case it was Buckwheats.


Fight the power, woman of the world. Sock it to The Man.




PS: you can mail me a pic of your tits to prove your size and I'll send you a picture of a tug boat in return.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Steady on there!
I'm afraid you're not my type, Jaggedone.

Come back when you turn into a good-looking woman with a brain.

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JB, I'm so glad you've quashed my homophobic angst relating to your kind self, BTW I've had the operation, only thing to be adjusted is the grey matter, I'm drinking gallons of green tea, improvements are visible!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Steady on there!
I'm afraid you're not my type, Jaggedone.

Come back when you turn into a good-looking woman with a brain.

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JB, I'm so glad you've quashed my homophobic angst relating to your kind self, BTW I've had the operation, only thing to be adjusted is the grey matter, I'm drinking gallons of green tea, improvements are visible!

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Call me!

Call me!

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Blondie song from way back when, JB thanks for the offer but I think I'll refer back to my other schizo partner, monogamist, one wife, very boring, ancient fart who enjoys the challenge!

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Quote: Jaggedone

Call me!

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Blondie song from way back when, JB thanks for the offer but I think I'll refer back to my other schizo partner, monogamist, one wife, very boring, ancient fart who enjoys the challenge!

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Your loss.
Try explaining to her that you are now a woman.....

Try explaining to her that you are now a woman.....

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She often asks whilst dressing for cross-dressing, we believe in total equality, hunky bitch!

That Blondie song: Call Me.

I always thought she was singing 'Corned Beef'

(Not one of my gags)

Like Beyonce singing 'I just picked a lettuce'

Or Lady Gaga singing 'Monkey Face'

Screw the regards, I'm tired and crabby.

Skoob.

Or the Eagles, Bodark Night

Or the BeeGees, Bow-legged Woman

Or that song Tequila where I though the guy said 'Velveeta'.

I could go on and on, but I won't because I have important, top secret stuff to do.

Goodnight Madame Bitters....Please leave your blinds cracked a little.

How big are Madame Bitters tits?

I reckon Buck is about 6ft 1" and JB is about 5ft 3".