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victor nicholas
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Posted: 2 May 09 20:43
Anybody here working that gig?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 May 09 22:03
I thought Biden just stole all of the material for his speeches and didn't have to pay anybody.

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Posted: 2 May 09 22:10

Quote: victor nicholas

Anybody here working that gig?




Me.

I write all that shit.$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Kerching!!!


Never mind Budda, I love ya Vic.

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Posted: 3 May 09 00:03

Quote: Fergus McCarthy


Quote: victor nicholas

Anybody here working that gig?




Me.

I write all that shit.$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Kerching!!!


Never mind Budda, I love ya Vic.


I knew it was you Ferg.

No worries about my Buddy.

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 3 May 09 12:34
I think wirehead writes some of the jewels.........

Morse
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Posted: 3 May 09 14:34
Buck: no writer necessary...what ever comes out at the time...he could have been the perfect foil for Johnny Carson.......

PS: Myrtle Beach Sun News had this ad today and I (briefly) thought of the CREW:

PIRATELAND seeks immediate staff....(but) Applicants must be personable, presentable, able to get along with public...(I'm sure drug test also required)

Oh, Well...was thinking of you all.

Morse




victor nicholas
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Posted: 3 May 09 14:56

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

I think wirehead writes some of the jewels.........


Priceless aren't they.

Any favourites?

victor nicholas
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Posted: 3 May 09 14:57

Quote: Morse

Buck: no writer necessary...what ever comes out at the time...he could have been the perfect foil for Johnny Carson.......

PS: Myrtle Beach Sun News had this ad today and I (briefly) thought of the CREW:

PIRATELAND seeks immediate staff....(but) Applicants must be personable, presentable, able to get along with public...(I'm sure drug test also required)

Oh, Well...was thinking of you all.

Morse


Doesn't sound very pirate like.

wirehead
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Posted: 6 May 09 21:00
Victor: If you think I write for Biden, I would take that as a complement.

I really enjoyed watching Biden take out Sarah Palin during the VP debates.

BTW does anybody know why Republicans always go for the crotch when you intimidate them?

Chimpanzees do the same thing.

Cheeers!

wirehead

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Posted: 6 May 09 21:06 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 6 May 09 21:16
One thing about a Democrat, they're better at sex than anybody, the only thing they need is a partner.

Speaking of Joe 'Blow' Biden....
Political insiders have long known about Joe Biden getting caught plagiarizing almost word-for-word a speech given by British Labor politician Neil Kinnock. In fact, that killed his 1988 presidential campaign. But a more serious plagiarism charge has been out there even longer - that he plagiarized while in law school.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 6 May 09 21:48
I wrote that speech.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 6 May 09 22:36

Quote: wirehead

Victor: If you think I write for Biden, I would take that as a complement.

I really enjoyed watching Biden take out Sarah Palin during the VP debates.

wirehead


Point #1: Everyone potentially writes for Biden, as he steals it all.

Point #2: Most experts called the VP debate a draw (CNN, MSNBC, FOX, etc.). Neither candidate fielded actual questions and both used nothing but prepared speeches and answers from teleprompters and note cards. There was no real debate involved. IT WAS A TOTAL BORE TO WATCH!!!!! It was two politicians just yammering on their bullet points, saying nothing new, and telling us nothing to give us a better idea of either's character or personality. It was the worst debate I've ever seen, because it was in no way a debate.

wirehead
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Posted: 6 May 09 23:33
JP: Wrongo. Every report I read said Biden beat Palin even more convincingly than Obama beat McCain in the other debates.

The only debate that was close was the last one between McCain and Obama. The McCain camp even tried to delay the VP debate.

The only good news for Palin in her debate was that she exceeded a lot of people's expectations. Sarah just wasn't ready for prime time.

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Posted: 6 May 09 23:41
What has happened to her? Don't seem to hear anything about her these days?

Mind you, I've not really been listening.

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 7 May 09 00:12
Why are we re-hashing Biden-Palin debate? The bare knuckle facts are simple. Palin's a hottie and Biden's a dick. I mean, what do you have to be, blind?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 7 May 09 00:16
Wrong another time. Your one sidedness shows through yet again.



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Posted: 7 May 09 00:53
This is shaping up like Firing Line.

I originally thought Obama selected Biden to shore up his inexperience but now think he picked him to look like a genius by comparison.

Everyone has an opinion.



wirehead
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Posted: 7 May 09 04:27
Monkey Woods: McCain listed people he thought would run in 2012 and didn't even mention her on Leno. As I recall another GOP pol also ignored her. It might have been Michael Steele or Mitt Romney.

She wasn't much of a team player and she went rogue during the McCain campaign. That is an unforgivable sin for a Republican.

MSNBC thought Palin was a Hail Mary play because McCain knew he would lose unless he pulled a rabbit out of the hat. He was trying to capture some of the disaffected Hillary supporters. Plain is charming but she wasn;'t ready for prime time. If the GOP had waited another 4 years, who knows?

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Posted: 7 May 09 15:13
I look at Obama and Biden as a comedy team. Obama is the the straight man. Biden provides comedic relief.

Obama also uses Biden as his 'attack dog.'

Biden is an honest man and there is only one other person in the Senate that has less personal wealth.





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Posted: 7 May 09 15:31
President Obama also uses VP Biden as his "lead balloon," makes more sense. Jay Leno loves him as a source of material!

Cheers,
Philbert



Quote: wirehead

I look at Obama and Biden as a comedy team. Obama is the the straight man. Biden provides comedic relief.

Obama also uses Biden as his 'attack dog.'

Biden is an honest man and there is only one other person in the Senate that has less personal wealth.


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 7 May 09 17:25
Sarah Palin is sexy like a teacher.
If I was a schoolboy and she was a school teacher and she had me in detention.......I'd look at her and think naughty things and probably get slightly excited.

Hilary Clinton doesn't have that effect on me.
Or Joe Biden.


I'm just sayin', thats all.



BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 7 May 09 21:34
So, since when is plagarism an honest deed?

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 7 May 09 21:35

Quote: Jesus Budda

Sarah Palin is sexy like a teacher.
If I was a schoolboy and she was a school teacher and she had me in detention.......I'd look at her and think naughty things and probably get slightly excited.

Hilary Clinton doesn't have that effect on me.
Or Joe Biden.


I'm just sayin', thats all.


Jesus Budda, if you were in detention a piece of chalk would get you dreamy-eyed!

victor nicholas
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Posted: 7 May 09 22:45
Have you been whitening your teeth Buck?

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Posted: 7 May 09 23:17
Yes indeed!


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