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Hi, Just to let you know that I am going to have to jump ship due to a horrible looming deadline and as promised I am now going to 'unpublish' everything I ever wrote about that poor young lady Jade Goody. I will be back and would still love to do a chapter of the pirate story , which I am now halfway through reading, if you still want me to. All the best and see you soon
Mrs K .

RIP Jade.

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Quote: Mrs Kensington

a horrible looming deadline ... that poor young lady Jade Goody.

RIP Jade.

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Callous. Unbelievably callous. Shame on you, Mrs K.

horrific!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

horrific!

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Buck: is it really over, or just another SPOOF!??

never trust the news

Morse

Buck

Love the new avatar.

Those two guys are among my list of comedy heroes.

Regards

Skoob.

Hey Skoob........Yes! One of the truly funniest teams in history! My childhood favorite episode was when L&H were told to guard the WWI trench and stayed there for like 10 years or so...

BTW.........Mucky Duck got banned!

Why?

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Hey Skoob........Yes! One of the truly funniest teams in history! My childhood favorite episode was when L&H were told to guard the WWI trench and stayed there for like 10 years or so...

BTW.........Mucky Duck got banned!

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Hi Buck'

My personal favourite was 'Way Out West', when L&H tell the girl that her dad died.

"What did he die of?" the girl asked.

"He died of a Tuesday..." Stan says, deadpan.

True comedy genius.

BTW - Mucky Duck did seem to bring out the worst in people, myself included. But we all make mistakes. Maybe a second chance would be in order, or maybe not, because I suspect that Mucky Duck has appeared on these pages under different guises before, and if so should have got the hang of what is and what isn't acceptable.

Regards

Skoob

Mucky got banned because that's what he does......Get banned! In prior reincarnations he was Christopher Ashbey.

Hi Buck

I just don't get why people would want to be like that. Suppose any attention is better than none at all. I would usually try to distance myself from that kind of thing, but it infuriated me when Monkey Woods and your good self came in for a critical mauling, especially when I have read on these boards that yourself and Monkey Woods have inspired people to write and been encouraged by you.

Long may you reign

Skoob

I asked our former feathered friend if he'd previously written on the site under 'David David' - the guy who wrote 300-400 word long diatribes and self-starred so mucvh he shot to top of the pops.

MuckyDucky said no.

But there was an awful lot of his long and boring stuff to read which had a kinda funny smell about it...

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Quote: queen mudder

I asked our former feathered friend if he'd previously written on the site under 'David David' - the guy who wrote 300-400 word long diatribes and self-starred so mucvh he shot to top of the pops.

MuckyDucky said no.

But there was an awful lot of his long and boring stuff to read which had a kinda funny smell about it...

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QM

I feel better about this reading your post. I'd never slag off a new writer under normal circumstances, but on this occasion I think the MD character pushed it too far. I was worried that I'd get into trouble myself with the editorial team, but felt that I had to respond to outrageous provocation, especially as I'd offered an olive branch which was answered by the threat of 'evisceration'

Bit ironic the Pun newspaper today running JG tributes when not long ago they branded her the most evil woman on earth.

Most sick inducing tribute:

"She might not have known where East Anglia is but she found her way to our hearts."

Sorry got to aaaarrrrrgh Hughie Ralf!!!!Barf

Regards

Skoob

Could you provide examples of how he slagged me off, Skoob? Then I'll tell you if he was right or not.

You don't have to keep saying that stuff about inspiration either, mate. Every time you say it, it sounds even less credible that it did at the outset, and it never sounded credible even then.

You say that Mucky Duck has appeared on here in different guises before. That's fair enough. So do I. There are plenty of others doing it, aren't there, Skoob?

IN SEINE was a good one for doing detective work on the 'multiple identities' theme; maybe you should get in touch with him, if you haven't already. IS has been mysterious by his absence lately, although he might easily have been on here as someone else - he could be you, for all I know. Maybe I'm you as well. Maybe I'm also Duncan Whitehead and Paul Lowton. Maybe I'm Queen Mudder, Carina Eta, Farida Benamar, Jenny Bigtits and so on. Maybe I'm even Mister Meaner! Who knows, or cares?

I'm not Jesus Budda though. Fergus does his stuff.

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Maybe I'm Queen Mudder,

I'm not Jesus Budda though. Fergus does his stuff.

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1 No
2 Yes!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Mucky got banned because that's what he does......Get banned! In prior reincarnations he was Christopher Ashbey.

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Unless you know something I don't, you're completely wrong.

He wasn't banned, he asked for his account to be deleted.

Having skim read the forums, it seems hard not to blame him for packing his bags.

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Mucky got banned because that's what he does......Get banned! In prior reincarnations he was Christopher Ashbey.

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Unless you know something I don't, you're completely wrong.

He wasn't banned, he asked for his account to be deleted.

Having skim read the forums, it seems hard not to blame him for packing his bags.

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Correcto! It says deleted

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Quote: queen mudder

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Maybe I'm Queen Mudder,

I'm not Jesus Budda though. Fergus does his stuff.

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1 No
2 Yes!

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Fergus is my brother.
Pretty obvious when you think about it logically.

How can Fergus be your brother when he's my sister, In Seine's Uncle, and QM's neice?

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How can Fergus be your brother when he's my sister, In Seine's Uncle, and QM's neice?

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Now you're just being ridiculous and misleading.

Tell the truth and shame the devil - thats whats my mother (Fergus' aunt) used say.
Until she died.
After that she kept suspiciously quiet.

Okay, I made part of that up. Fergus is really MW's granddaughter, Henman's nephew, Sophie Jayne's twin sister, and Morse's red headed stepson.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Okay, I made part of that up. Fergus is really MW's granddaughter, Henman's nephew, Sophie Jayne's twin sister, and Morse's red headed stepson.

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Jesus Christ!!!!
I feel like I'm banging my head against a brick wall here.

This is just like the Boy who cried wold - only worse.
And without a wolf.

Can you not comprehend the idea that Fergus is really Skoob's goldfish, Candice Hitler's lint trap, Jean La Feet's poolboy, Buck E. Filbert's owner, and King David's flower girl?

What is so "wolfish" about this? I think it's perfectly lovely.

Ah Ha! Someone's been in that woodshed!

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: queen mudder

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Quote: Monkey Woods
Maybe I'm Queen Mudder,

I'm not Jesus Budda though. Fergus does his stuff.

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1 No
2 Yes!

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Fergus is my brother.
Pretty obvious when you think about it logically.

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That bit is possible, JB could be my brother but I just can't see him writing or running such a time consuming blog. I must say I am flattered though, I dont know how I'd feel if somebody said that "JB" does Fergus's stuff, probably flattened.


"The less you say the more they believe"

Fergus McCarthy
TOSOG

In the year of my Dad 2009.

Fergus? Shmergus.
You and J-Budda been running rings around the forum for donkeys years..