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Now hear this:

Chapter 18 is up an scrolling in :the pirate story forum section!

Morse.

Somebody step up, Ferg, Birbee?
Welcome Mrs. K., suggest you get a few more chapters under your belt(fergus will check that out) and then join in!

Morse

Ay ay Cap'n!

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Now hear this:

Chapter 18 is up an scrolling in :the pirate story forum section!

Morse.

Somebody step up, Ferg, Birbee?
Welcome Mrs. K., suggest you get a few more chapters under your belt(fergus will check that out) and then join in!

Morse

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Quote: Mrs Kensington

Ay ay Cap'n!

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Well, hello there, Mrs Kensington.
My name's Jesus Budda.
Yeah, that Jesus Budda.

Whats a nice human female like you doing in a forum like this?

Or bothering with that never-ending pirate story?!

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Quote: Morse

Now hear this:

Chapter 18 is up an scrolling in :the pirate story forum section!

Morse.

Somebody step up, Ferg, Birbee?
Welcome Mrs. K., suggest you get a few more chapters under your belt(fergus will check that out) and then join in!

Morse

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Another excellent chapter Cap'n. Interestingly, when displaying your story, Google ads tried to make sense of it to determine what to advertise. It went with:

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A World Of Wings
Exotic Bird Training Specialist Ultimate Free Flying Expereience

This is for Gay Men Only
Gay phone chat. Chat to real men

Club Med Sailing Ship

Seafarers Tax Claim
At sea for more than 183 days ? Claim all of your tax back now.

Bird or Parrot Insurance

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So, pretty good interpretation of your story then!
Regards
Roy

Roy: thanks to Skoob, Buck, and now this, I think we have all the bases
covered...too bad no one has the time to read anymore!

Attention Deficit Fuckers!!

Like Skoob said, just having fun doing it...wonder how many chapters we'll make before the lights go out. I already have the eulogy prepared for the final day!

Wonder who's next....no one is saying much?

Morse

Captain

Give me Monday PM, or Ruby Tuesday, or Ash Wednesday, or whenever I get nominated.

I just returned from Lourdes.

They pushed my wheelchair into the pool.

Was I cured?

Was I bollocks.

But the wheelchair had two new tyres.

Man you can tell I'm tired...

Regards people

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

Captain

Give me Monday PM, or Ruby Tuesday, or Ash Wednesday, or whenever I get nominated.

I just returned from Lourdes.

They pushed my wheelchair into the pool.

Was I cured?

Was I bollocks.

But the wheelchair had two new tyres.

Man you can tell I'm tired...

Regards people

Skoob

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I passed through Lourdes as a tourist.

They were selling plastic bottles in the shape of the Virgin Mary with a screw top head to take home the local water from the grotto.

To All Crew:

don't miss the grand opening of the "Buggerall" pub now appearing in the Magazine Section.

The pub is the result of tireless efforts by CPA Pena, Cook Skoob, and Social fucking Director Buck Wheat. Additional stimulating and revealing comments by Madam Bitters.

The MESS is now open.

The Captain.

Crew: something has gone awry...story disappeared into fog bank, waiting to hear from Admiralty.

Morse

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Quote: Morse

Crew: something has gone awry...story disappeared into fog bank, waiting to hear from Admiralty.

Morse

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It probably sank from all the shit it's been loaded up with.

Ah, I'm only joking with ya Morse.

God I hate the sea.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Ah, I'm only joking with ya Morse.

God I hate the sea.

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JB: can't tell you how many bilge pumps we've burned out on this
voyage....a heavy load I tell ya'!

Me thinks we'll be land bound soon and you can step aboard.

Morse

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Ah, I'm only joking with ya Morse.

God I hate the sea.

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JB: can't tell you how many bilge pumps we've burned out on this
voyage....a heavy load I tell ya'!

Me thinks we'll be land bound soon and you can step aboard.

Morse

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I'm honestly beginning to believe there's something wrong with you Morse.
Anytime you've said anything in the last few weeks it's been all "Avast me hearties!" and "Splice the mainbrace."

Are you Somalian or summink?

Fergus

Sorry to butt in.

But I wrote a story about St Patrick's Day being almost over, but the GRAND slam didn't help.

I called you Fergal McCartney or something.

All in the finest possible taste of course.

Regards

Skoob

I think I remember something about that.

I'll have a look, won't be long.

Which one?

I've checked three pages worth. I'll try the mag and then I'm off to bed.

If I wasn't married I'd just close my eyes and go asleep here, it's a lovely comfy chair.

Nah Ferg,

That won't work. I only just did the story.

Sobered up yet?

Regards

Skoob

I haven't. It's that bastard football team of Fergies that does it. What happens now????

Ferg,

Try UK Headlines Tomorrow.

See Ya

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

Nah Ferg,

That won't work. I only just did the story.

Sobered up yet?

Regards

Skoob

I haven't. It's that bastard football team of Fergies that does it. What happens now????

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Pity the players and their next opposition.

Long live Cloughie and his ilk!!

Now now young man...

Regards

Skoob

Cloughie used to say that a lot.

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Quote: Morse

Crew: something has gone awry...story disappeared into fog bank, waiting to hear from Admiralty.

Morse

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OK! Albatross was sent to wrong section and temporarily lost...friggin' postal service....now a news story....

Morse

Captain

Who's up next?

Regards

Skoob

Skoob: no one seems to want to step up to the Poop. I left Pissy Gums and Bosun Fer to finger it out at the end of 18, and then I thought you said you would be recovered enough by today or tomorrow....???

Is the adventure wearing off?

Standing by to cast off...

Morse

Update see story on forum:

Buck is writing #20, anyone want one more chapter please advise before we wind down the cruise...Thanks to all for their previous contributions!

Morse

Here's chapter 21

The latest chapter of the saga