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I just nearly made a very silly mistake!

While logging onto to my Lloyd TSB Account I entered my user number as 00748928374 and my password as PO5783 - my password is really PO5784! (User number was fine)

I finally got it right on the third attempt so no harm done and I can continue to enter using PO5784 and 00748928374.

Watch out for that - everybody.

I really hate it when you get it wrong three times.

I did that once when I really needed to make a transaction. Ended up having to go to the bloody branch to do it. Bastards.

Some crafty con merchant asked me for my bank details earlier today.

I wasn't daft enough to tell him that my Nat-West account number is 252655461 and that my pin number is 1999.

As I told him this morning: You'll have to wake up earlier in the day if you think you're going to make a fool out of me SONNY JIM.

Thankyou

Skoob

Well done, Skoob! They are a crafty bunch of tinkers, aren't they?

By the way, on which thread was it that I told you to "fuck off"?


Anyway, hope you're having a lovely evening, you cocksucking runt.

Speak to you soon. All the best,

MW

Monkey, Lord Of The Spoof,

I don't know what the heck I'm talking about most of the time.

Ignore me.

You know you wanna.

LMAO

Skoob

Monkey

It was that acronym/anagram thing.

I contributed but you overrode me and went back to the previous contributor.

What the fuck is that all about anyway?

Here's one for you, you old brainbox you:

What comes first in everything,

Second in second,

And seventh in unplaced?

Answers on a blank cheque to - see previous posting for Nigerian bank details.

Kindest Regards

Skoob

Is the answer: 1600kgs?

Or: wheat?

Oh, cripes, Skoob. I'm no good at thiese sorts of puzzles!


Nice to see you're still alive today, you fat bastard!

Speak to you after tea, yeah?

Monkey,

Kettle on, beer chillin,

Pizzas on order.

BTW - The answer was the letter E

Best Regards

Skoob

PS Monkey

I'm not fat.

Really.

I'm 6' 1 1/2"

And about twelve stone.

And not gay.

Best Regards.

You fuckin' crack me up every time!

Skoob

Fuck off, tosser.






Love ya.

You too man.

To not do would be churlish.

Regards

Skoob

Wanker.

Who told you?

If it was Mrs Skoob don't believe her.

She's a compulsive liar.

With OCD

And an unnatural fixation with eBay.

Best wishes you Yorkshire bastard

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Manc

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Quote: Skoob1999

Who told you?

If it was Mrs Skoob don't believe her.

She's a compulsive liar.

With OCD

And an unnatural fixation with eBay.

Best wishes you Yorkshire bastard

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Manc

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That's strange....

That describes Monkey Woods to a tee!

and yes he is a bastard too, but from W. Midlands.

Are you sure Mrs Skoob is not Monkey Woods?

~IS~

Can't be the same. Skoob said in an earlier post that his wife's saving grace is that she doesn't have a hairy back.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Can't be the same. Skoob said in an earlier post that his wife's saving grace is that she doesn't have a hairy back.

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But she does have an exceedingly hairy front.

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Quote: IN SEINE

That describes Monkey Woods to a tee!

and yes he is a bastard too, but from W. Midlands.

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Whoever told you I was from the West Midlands, Trev?

I can assure you, I am not. I merely live here at the moment.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: IN SEINE

That describes Monkey Woods to a tee!

and yes he is a bastard too, but from W. Midlands.

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Whoever told you I was from the West Midlands, Trev?

I can assure you, I am not. I merely live here at the moment.

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OK, OK... I should've known NOBODY in the W. Midlands supports Hull City!

Somebody said you were a Muslim.......is that right?

Where's Mecca?

Are you an II?

~IS~

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Quote: IN SEINE

Somebody said you were a Muslim.......is that right?

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Yes.

What's an II?

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Can't be the same. Skoob said in an earlier post that his wife's saving grace is that she doesn't have a hairy back.

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But she does have an exceedingly hairy front.

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Fergus,

You obviously don't know her.

Regards

Skoob

Ferg,

You may have met my ex-Mrs.

Ask Duncan Whitehead.

He knows you know.

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Can't be the same. Skoob said in an earlier post that his wife's saving grace is that she doesn't have a hairy back.

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But she does have an exceedingly hairy front.

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Yes, she has a very hairy front!

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: IN SEINE

Somebody said you were a Muslim.......is that right?

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Yes.

What's an II?

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II = Illegal Immigrant

So where are you from then?

~IS~

Hull.

Does that make me illegal?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Hull.

Does that make me illegal?

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No

Not yet...

The EU have plans to repatriate you. Sorry it's out of my hands!

~IS~