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As red as a _________.

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Quote: King David

As red as a _________.

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As red as a hookers lips

As wide as ___________

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Quote: Henman

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Quote: King David

As red as a _________.

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As red as a hookers lips

As wide as ___________

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As wide as Rosie O'Donell's Ass



As dry as a _________________.

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

As dry as a _________________.

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The J-man's dick this Christmas.

Give me the next simile you want completing King David.


Being even more pendantic 'Simile' is spelt such. Not 'Similie'.

Most people add an extra 'i' at the end.

Hmmm... a fellow pedant. I like that.

Sorry guys, should have been sooner.

As quick as a ___________.

As quick as a pedant to correct a spelling error

As tall as _______________

Iain

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Quote: IainB

As quick as a pedant to correct a spelling error

As tall as _______________

Iain

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As tall as the stack of bibles George Bush swore on, to prove he wasn't a functional illiterate.


As pleased as_______________________.

Piss? Punch? Piss?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Piss? Punch? Piss?

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Mr Monkey the Dudley proof-reader, is pissed on punch or bitter intense hatred. So I will do his properly.



As pleased as piss.



As egocentric as_______________.

As egocentric as a circular id.

As verbose as____________

Iain

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Quote: IainB

As egocentric as a circular id.

As verbose as____________

Iain

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As verbose as a unpublished writer pitifully demonstrating their command of the english language.



As doleful as______________.

You didn't answer that email, Phil.

As doleful as a person without a job.

As white as ...........

A... I'm thinking.

hurry up!!

Erm...why the hurry? You just got back. So much catching-up to do. Let's put this stupid game on hold for a while.

man-talk for " I can't think of anything" huh?

Ha ha, you know me too well.


White as a chav's trainers?

I would've said as white as Duncan Whiteheads white head.

Less have no talk about the great Duncan Whitehead.


Next simile



As randy as___________________.

Crawford? Vanwarmer? Oh, I'm no good at this game, Phil. It's boring. C'mon. Let's get over to acronyms...

God you are shit at this one.. aren't you mr monkey?

The acronyms that some of you guys come up with, are great piles of turkey turds. Especially Jesus Budda. They are just random words that don't make sense.


You have to at least think logically with the similes.


As it is christmas and I am taking a break from Rab C Nesbitt DVD's. I will go over to acronyms. But can you keep them sane.

As randy as Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

As colorful as ____________.