Tony Blair - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 August 2012

I have advertised in international newspapers for a Major Gift Fundraiser to work for my two charities - the Tony Blair Faith Foundation and the Tony Blair Africa Governance Initiative.

I need a major fund-raiser to pull in donations from wealthy Americans as I seek to raise my profile, eager to return to front line politics.

The job will be based in the United States, and among the requirements for candidates are eight or more years' experience of fund-raising, including a record of securing six and seven figure donations... so if you are the one for the job...