Tony Abbott - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 July 2012

July, 2012

Sunday July 1, 2012
Dear diary, I've been praying to God again and he e-mailed me next year I'm going to be the next Australian Prime Minister.

Monday July 2, 2012
Dear diary, bloody Malcolm Turnbull has been hacking my e-mail account God didn't send me an e-mail, but God did send me a Fax and I'm still going to be the next Australian Prime Minister

Tuesday July 3, 2012
Dear diary, when I'm, the next Australian Prime Minister I'm going to set up a government department called 'Refugee Boat Trips' the idea is to charge each refugee $15,000 each to come to Australia

Wednesday July 4, 2012
This way we bypass the people smugglers and make the profit for Australia, pure genius

Thursday July 5, 2012
For any refugees that can't pay the $15,000, the department of 'Refugee Boat Trips' will lend the refugees the money at a 10% interest rate, pure genius

Friday July 6, 2012
Look Australia, just make me next Australian Prime Minister now, I'm pure genius