Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 June 2008

Dear Diary,

Today I found out that the girl I have been dating is really a man. As I am blind, I took "Tina"'s word that she is a woman. Unfortunately today, I decided to take it to the next level with her and found out that she has something extra-something 9 inches long and hard. Well, I got out of there as I told her to keep all the gifts. I don't fool with men, unless of course they are sexy beasts like James Taylor-wow is he hot!

I hope my next girlfriend has a vagina,


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