Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Monday, 14 May 2012

During the live Britain's Got Talent Final on saturday I said I would take the winner, Pudsey the dog and his owner Ashleigh Butler to Hollywood.

I'm not sure why I said that but I might have to make up a reason why that can't happen. Like a visa, a doggy passport or quarantine or terrorism. Will think of something.