Roy Hodgson - My Fake Diary
Monday, 6 August 2012
I've asked England supporters to stop being bothered about what happens, in a bid to boost results.
From shambolic: "Since its seldom-mentioned 1966 World Cup win the national team has become increasingly shambolic. The FA fears that, if the trend continues, by the 2014 tournament in Russia everybody in the country will be rabidly cheering 23 inanimate puddles of flesh."
We'll need the tabloids to fill their back pages with croquet results or something for this to work, but if everyone stops giving a shit I believe we could produce the finest England side in 55 years!
See, I have a sense of humour!
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