Robin Hood - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 21 August 2012
I see that the new Nottingham Castle is more like a museum or mansion than an actual Castle.
No fortifications, no moat, and no archery slits? What the devil were they thinking of when they built it?
It's a shame it wasn't built like that in my day - 'cause I'd have been able to slip in and out and have me wicked way with Maid Marion at will!