Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Monday, 21 May 2012

What with his date nights with Samantha, his addiction to his Fruit Ninja computer game, chasing tennis balls fired by his fearsome "Clegger" machine, his Chequers karaoke nights and the lure of summit red carpets, it is no wonder that David Cameron has not got round to a Cabinet reshuffle despite two years at No 10.

It must be hard to fit in something as time-consuming and tedious as a reshuffle.

The swine!