Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

I told Argentina that their "insinuations" that the UK had sent a nuclear-armed submarine to the South Atlantic are "baseless" and untrue!

Do we have a nuclear submarine left after Cameron's cutbacks? I must find out.

I see Labour has stretched it's lead in the voting intentions poll after the Budget and cash-for-access row... not my fault!