Mini Me - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 31 March 2012

I bought $10 worth of tickets for the Mega Millions Lotto.

The top prize was $640 million dollars after no winner saw it roll over for 18 weeks.

I would like to have won. Acting work has dried up and I quite like the idea of being as rich as Donald Trump. I often wonder why he doesn't get a better wig if he's so damn rich.

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