Michael Jackson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Dear Diary,

I can't believe I got away with it. They are actually going to put this doctor in court. If He gets more than 5 years, he will tell everyone where I am. Please god make it not so. I'm safe, the sun is out. I can hear kids just over the wall, but its always orange suits. Why orange suits? I'm not allowed sequins or rhinestones or anything.

Lots of cages but no animals. Bubbles, come home to daddy. I've got a lolly for you..

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