Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

I've been doing tv adverts for Abbey national - or is called santander now? - and I got to meet jessica Ennis. Wow - she's beautiful!

I tried to impress her by asking if she wanted to come for a drive in my fast Formula One car, but she said no thanks, she's got to go home and polish her gold medals! I'd love to polish her medals if you know what I mean!

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