HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

I take it that young Harry will do the honourable thing and get killed in Afghanistan. After all he can hardly expect a car accident in a helicopter.
But he better make it soon. I can't have his funeral interfering with mine.
I've told Charles he must pull up his socks before he becomes King Charlie - the only people he impresses with all this garbage about the climate and the environment are people who are against the Monarchy. He can't reign with only support from the Guardian!
And that Kate - it's about time she produced a kid not just a bloddy smile.
Where will they all be without me?

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