Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 6 September 2018

Boy, I hope I find those missing e-mails of mine before anybody else does. This is a secret, dear diary, so be sure to self-destruct if somebody without security clearance tries to read this. Well, anyways, that cure for cancer is somewhere in those missing e-mails and as soon as I find it I'll reveal it and everybody will love me again!