Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 15 April 2012

I opened the new Nottingham Forest youth training centre yesterday.

The centre will focus not only on football skills but on job-seeking and healthy living. The club's Nottingham Forest in the Community charity will spend £600,000 a year running the Champions Centre.

The charity wants to improve sports participation among disabled people and offer job interview tips and health advice to help the long-term unemployed.

A lady, Roxine Currithers, a 25-year-old dancer from Nottingham, told me: "This will allow me to meet new people, and get some more advice on a new job as I have been employed as a dancer for about five years - so I am hoping to get more opportunities."

Wonder what she meant?


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