Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 August 2012

In Buck's free press:

Victory for Cliff Richard Appreciation Society in Beaconsfield stretcher race

Congratulations and Celebrations went out to the Cliff Richard Appreciation Society as they stormed to victory in the Beaconsfield stretcher race today.

They were the quickest of the 18 teams to complete the boozy challenge at the town's annual Country Fayre this afternoon.

With so many teams competing everyone was sent running on a time trial basis, and although the team named in honour of Cliff Richard were first across the line they had a nervous wait before victory was confirmed.

Which shows you how desperate I am to find something to put in my diary!