Christine O'Donnell - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 18 November 2010

Dear Diary,

I need to thank Jay Leno for giving me a chance to go on his show. He sure is a nice guy, and can't imagine why his rating are dropping like they are.

I also have to admit that I am a little sad that the national media really doesn't seem that interested in a born-again virgin like myself. I think I need to find a job on the 700 Club to feed my addiction to speak about things that don't make sense; however, I do think that in 2012 Sarah Palin might pick me as her running mate.