Brett Favre - My Fake Diary

Friday, 17 January 2014

Dear Diary,

It's the NFL Playoffs and I'm not a part of it.

I really miss playing but they say that I got hit in the head too many times.

There's a lot of players years ago who had very little protection compared to mine.

They won't allow me to play.

Maybe I should try coaching. I wonder who would hire me?

Still, I'm afraid I'd tackle an opponent running down the sidelines and they would kick me off the team.

So I guess I'll just watch the games on big screen TV>

But there's nothing those concussions did to me.

But there's nothing those concussions did to me.

-Srett Fire


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