Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 July 2012

On the eve of the great Olympic Opening ceremony, I said:


With the "Geiger counter of Olympo-mania" about to go off the scale, I issued a rallying cry to around 400 guests, including the Princess Royal, telling them that the country could hold "the greatest Olympics that has ever been held!" Adding "It's quite incredible to see the excitement in London, saying people had been arriving from all around the world "very smoothly through Heathrow for a change!"

I just hope things don't get nasty... and I even feel a bit sorry for Ken Livingstone


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