Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 November 2018

Oh shit. Good thing I had my friends in the CIA install the update on my phone so I can always tell when it's Trump calling. And I can see it's him again. I'll let it go to Voice Mail and see what it is he wants now. The last time, it was him trying to disguise his voice and convince me he was his press agent, who wanted to know, confidentially, what I really thought of Donald Trump. I wanted to tell him, but I was laughing too hard.