Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 12 May 2017

Well diary, I guess I can tell you that I really did wiretap the Trumps and Trump Tower, but the whole thing was just a waste of time. I couldn't believe the stupidity that came out of that family's mouths! It made me despair so much, when I wasn't bored to tears, that I stopped monitoring it and hit the whole system's self-destruct mechanism. Wow! Are they ever STUPID!!