Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 January 2013

Today we play Manchester City at the Emirates but the crowd will be smaller than most home games as City have sent back 900 of their 3,000 ticket allocation priced at £62, as they cannot sell them.

This is disappointing - how will we be able to pay for Theo Walcotts new £90,000 a week contract if the fans don't pay £62 for a ticket?

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