Sorry, all stocks of our "best-selling"* hypnotherapy tape "Quit It You Idiot!" are currently sold out - that's just how "best selling" they are. Our wholly effective anti smoking tape now sells in over 4 million different countries so you are likely to be able to find the tape in any good newsagent or submariner gift shop.
* is, of course, NOT best-selling. We really hate these damned disclaimer stars.