Written by Lady Godiva

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

image for Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will together for the rest of their lives
It's all in the 'wave'

If body language experts are to be believed then the Royal couple will indeed be married for life.

Big Brother is watching All of us.

Body language experts have recently been analyzing the way both William and Kate wave to the public. Identical 'waves' apparently prove an extremely close relationship which can only bode WELL for their marriage.

Perhaps if Charles and Diana had received some counselling on how to get 'their' waves in sync. then the divorce would never have taken place.

On the other hand, the Queen has an extremely distinctive Royal Wave whereas Prince Philip's wave does not 'match' her's at all...and they're still married.

Time 'only' will tell.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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