French To Reintroduce Conscription To Bolster Civil Defence

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Sunday, 9 August 2020

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Recruit training to commence immediately

Emmanuel Macron, President of France, has today said that the Covid-19 crisis in France is such, that they fear civil unrest in the near future.

As a result, President Macron has ordered that men and women between the ages of 18 and 30 be conscripted into the armed forces. They will be in the forefront of a drive to ensure that the country is kept safe.

The French Army have devised a training course which aims to have the new conscripts up to the same level of combat readiness that they perfected in 1939.

Day One

9-1: Learn How To Discard Your Weapon Swiftly And Safely

2-5: Learn How To Raise Your Hands And Wave A White Flag

5-6: Running Backwards Practice

6-7: Tea And Medals

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