Xi Jinping has a secret

Written by Dracula

Thursday, 29 August 2019

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"I secretly dated Xi Jinping," says Li Ping.

Its being reported in 'The Chinese Cronicles' that a ring of Chinese girls allegedly recruited other girls for Xi Jinping, the evil dictator of China.

Xi Jinping's inner circle of friends, his half brother Cheng Kejie, his teen girlfriends, his chow dogs and other unknown associates and animals are now under scrutiny by the Chinese communist party.

Li Ping was a 16-year-old, Zengjia town, high school student when an acquaintance from school approached her at a local pool with an intriguing offer: Did she want to make extra money giving massages to a corrupt billionaire named Xi Jinping? She agreed.

When Xi Jinping tried to grope her while she was giving him a massage, wearing nothing but a thong, she brushed his hand away, because of his ugly face, Li Ping said in a 2017 deposition for a communist party case against Xi Jinping. But she continued to visit Xi Jinping's dungeon lair dozens more times, in a lucrative new role: a recruiter of other teenage girls from her school.

“I had to convince them because Mr. Jinping has a foul smell,” she said in the deposition. “I proposed money to them. They took it.”

Xi Jinping's wife, Peng Liyuan, denies the allegations. "That can not be true because my husband is impotent, not well endowed and he smells like stinky tofu, his favorite food," says Mrs. Peng Liyuan.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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