Number of attractive women desperate to have sex with losers from the internet set to soar in 2020

Written by Johnny Shlep

Friday, 9 August 2019

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Predatory. Some attractive women pictured desperate for internet losers yesterday

A recent report suggests that the number of women who are desperately keen to sleep with random men who make contact with them on the internet, is set to soar in 2020.

This spells bad news for men right across the globe who are already under siege from the barrage of attractive women, desperate to have sex with any Tom, Dick or Harry that makes contact with them online, irrespective of looks, weight, disposition or personal hygiene.

A spokesman for Cambridge University, who conducted the survey, said last night: "Already, we have seen a huge upsurge in the numbers of women who are mad keen on getting down to business with no-mark douchebags and unsavoury chancers who sidle up to them online and make inappropriate remarks.

"Our findings indicate that the vast majority of these women are already naked, or, at the very least, scantily clad in French maid's outfits or similar, when they go online, absolutely desperate to find some unwashed limpdick scumbag to give them the good news."

These latest findings mirror those of a recent survey conducted by The University of London, which revealed that thousands of Britain's full-breasted beauties are desperately keen to be sent a lot more pictures of men's penises.

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