Jamal Khashoggi didn't condone terrorist groups

Written by Dracula

Monday, 17 December 2018

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It's being reported that Jamal Khashoggi never complained about terrorist acts committed around the world and in America in any of his journalistic writings.

He never argued against the terrorist attack on Pan Am Flight 103. His silence was testimony of his old Islamic conviction for Jihad against the west.

On the 21 of December 1988, Pan Am Flight, N739PA, the aircraft operating the transatlantic leg of the route, was destroyed by a powerful bomb, killing all 243 passengers and 16 crew – a disaster known as the Lockerbie bombing. Large sections of the aircraft crashed onto residential areas of Lockerbie, Scotland, killing 11 people on the ground. Khashoggi never spoke out against Muammar Gaddafi for the atrocity he committed against England.

Years after the 911 attack against America, he never communicated any anger against those who caused so much death and anguish. He never showed any sympathy for the victims, in his writings.

His best friend in highschool was Osama bin Laden. There was no reason to show anger against his friend.

“We were hoping to establish an Islamic state anywhere,” Khashoggi passionately proclaimed while a member in the Muslim Brotherhood.

“We believed that the first one would lead to another, and that would have a domino effect which could reverse the history of mankind," said Khashoggi. This was his base for attacking America's ally Saudi Arabia, using news columns. He was hoping to cause a domino effect against the Saudi government.

Was Khashoggi a man with a double standard? He condemned Saudi conservative values against women, yet he traveled to Turkey to marry a woman with conservative values who also wore a Hijab.

Before Khashoggi entered the Saudi embassy he told his Turkish fiancé to call Yasin Aktay if he didn’t return. He made the decision to become a martyr for his secret cause. Now relations between America and Saudi Arabia have soured because of lobby money from Turkey used to pay off politicians.

America's Navy ships won't be able to patrol Middle Eastern waters anymore without the permission of the Saudi government. The Saudis will refuse to share intelligence information with US intelligence agencies. The price of oil will go up, and gasoline prices in America will rise to $9.00 a gallon, crippling America's economy. Jamal Khashoggi accomplished his final act of Jihad against the west.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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