Written by Dracula

Friday, 30 November 2018

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A man says he saw aliens abducting people and drinking Tequila.

Celebrity News: Two years after alleged UFO encounter, Oprah Winfrey breaks her silence.

It was an event Winfrey has been reluctant to speak about, yet it changed her life. In an interview at 'The View' television show, Winfrey and her friend Leah Remini talked about the abduction with host Joy Bahar.

Other celebrities like Amy Winehouse and John F. Kennedy once claimed they were abducted by aliens and it's not an uncommon thing.

Oprah Winfrey, along with friend Leah Remini claim they were abducted by aliens after leaving a lesbian club in Los Angeles, now Remini has written a book she hopes will enlighten the public.

Winfrey took a guess it was about nine o'clock past midnight when she was abducted with Remini. It had been dark on the streets, but with a bright moon.

Winfrey said she noticed blue light reflecting off the walls of a store and her initial thought was law enforcement officers had arrived to tell the two women they couldn't work the streets. However, when Remini looked up, she realized the light was coming from a craft like nothing she'd ever seen.

"A big light came out of the clouds," Winfrey said. "It was a blinding light.

"It was hard to tell with the bright
lights shining in my eyes, but it looked like it was shaped like a Tiffany's frying pan. I would say, about 300-feet. It made no sound."

Then the situation became more frightening. Remini said three long legged creatures floated from the craft. One had no neck with gray wrinkled skin and an egg shaped head. Another had a neck and appeared more feminine. Winfrey described their hands as being shaped like long monkey hands.

When one of the creatures put one of its monkey hands around her arm, Winfrey said she was terrified, but then experienced an electrifying orgasm which calmed her down.

Winfrey said the creatures floated her and Remini into the craft and performed physical examinations on the two. "I felt a pulsating probe on my body and then I passed out," said Winfrey. Then they were returned to the dark street they were taken from.

However, Winfrey said there are some questions that may never be answered.

Winfrey said, "I catch myself going out at night and I look up and wonder where they came from and how far did they travel and why they had to get me."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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