Written by King Kong

Sunday, 2 September 2018

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Saudi Arabia men who are notorious for producing wealth, have brilliantly devices a method to keep more money in their pockets.

Dreading the prospects of child support payments, alimony payments, and community property laws, they have decided to hire European women with extremely high I.Q.'s to serve as surrogates for their future children.

The high demand by rich Saudi men is creating a small but growing business of providing them with babies at $60,000 per baby.

Under international genocide laws it's legal to create human life using female eggs. At one time Hitler tried to stop the birth of Jewish children by separating Men and Women in prison camps. Genocide laws were created to prevent governments from denying the birth of children.

Saudi men expect to save billions of Riyal's, paid out to divorce attorneys and ex-spouces. This saving adds to their wealth.

Most Saudi men attain twenty live-in Head Maids as lovers. Lower maids do all the work for pay.

Surrogates, agencies in both Europe and Saudi Arabia say demand has risen rapidly in the last year.

E.U. fertility clinics and surrogacy agencies are creating Arab-language websites and hiring Arab translators to handle the work load.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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